THIS WAS REQUESTED BY FRIENDS
You had two best friends that will watch your back at all times. They cheer you up when you're lonely. And wake you up with an airhorn everytime you oversleep. The friends that will support you no matter what.
Their names, were Spoon and Fork.
You were best buds for a very long time. You started to develop feelings for them. You confessed. To the none other than Fork.
You guys started dating for over a week now. You stopped hanging with spoon. You were sorta too busy with Fork now that you're dating. So you guys haven't hanged in a while. It has been fun being with your new romantic partner. Spoon has always been a loner. They were quiet. A very simple person. Something you liked about them. Fork was not that. They were loud and a partier. And would was without a doubt a blabber mouth.
You were looking up at the clouds in the park, then your head wonders, "Hey (Y/N) we should hang with Spoon"
"But what about Fork? They're the jealous type you know..." You whispered to them.
"Of course I know. I'm your brain stupid. LET US HANG WITH SPOON. "
"Meh. I'll hang with them later. I should go find Fork. "
"Why....."
You stopped looking at the clouds finally. Which was a good thing. Because you weren't even staring at the clouds anymore. You staring at the sun and your eyes were getting roasted. Not to mention an old couple passing through the path were staring getting concerned with your eyesight. So they put a leaf on your face, blocking the light. And now you were looking at chopped part of a living thing.
You dusted the leaves of your pants, it took sometime, the wind kept blowing the leaf away and the couple just kept adding more leaves. You didn't try to question the fact that you were in a huge leaf pile without suffocating at all. Or not getting any leaves inside your mouth for that matter.
You went to Fork's house. And opened the door.
"Hey! I'm here!"
No response.
"Fork?"
Dead silent.
"Spoon's house..."
"Can you shut up for 3 minutes?!"
Brain just rolled their eyes. Making you roll your eyes. Because no matter how insane you are, when the brain does something you do it too.
You think on where Fork might be. You think for a moment and you have 3 options on where they might be.
Either a) in Spoon's house.
b) in Knife's
Or c) Dinner Plate.
They couldn't be at Spoon's house. They weren't going back from their vacation to the north pole until tomorrow.
They can't be at Knife's. The entire place was on lockdown because reasons. And by reasons she was typing her phone password and she didn't want anyone to know about it.
Dinner Plate. They were the person who was also crushing on Fork for the last few years. And, yes, it broke their heart when Fork admitted their feelings to you. If you recall correctly, they were hiding in bush with binoculars and an entire lunch box filled to the rim with Tuna sandwiches. Not to mention a laptop filled with personal information about everyone in the neighborhood. They were sort of a stalker. Now that you think about it, that's probably the reason why they didn't get their feelings returned.
The only reason they even hang out is because Dinner Plate has a Game Console that Fork could not afford. It was a portable, touchscreen with two red and blue detachable controllers. And it costed around $300.
The company that made this also would not develop games that isn't for the console they made. And one the greatest video game franchise ever was an exclusive.
To Dinner Plates place it is then.
You start walking down your street, praying that the hose has burned down because their younger sibling burned the haouse down while attempting to bake cookies. It happened to ChopStick, might happen to you.
When the whiter picket fence come to your view, you rush to it and slightly wish you had a house as nice as this. It was large, beige-colored house with floral design and rose bushes outside.
You ring the doorbell and take one last breath beforelooking at the door.
. . .
It's taking some time to open the door. You begin to rock back and forht between your heels and toes. While your hands were at your back, looking around awkwardly. The same situation continued for about a few seconds, before someone finally opens the door.
"Yes?" Dinner Plate's face showed up. They don't look very amused by your presence. They snarled at you. "DP? Who's at the door?" You heard Fork say through the house.
Were they...together?
Unfathomable!
Unbelievable!
But the truth was Unescapeable!
Inescapable?
Not scapable?
Whatever the word for being not able to escape, you left. Crying. Running back to your house. Until someone caught you in their arms.
"(Y/N)? What happened?"
You just hugger Spoon tighter. You were crying into his shoulder. You just stayed there, only you and them. Time itself just stopped. Until it finally occurred to you.
"Aren't you supposed to be in the North Pole?"
They scratched their neck. "Well, I, uh, came back."
"Why did you?" You said while nuzzling on their shoulder.
H they looked directly into your eyes while speaking. "Because I didn't want to be away from you anymore." They took a deep breath and leaned forward.
A/N
Yes im alive
Word count: 926 words
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Inanimate Objects x Reader
Romance**TAKING REQUESTS.** Exactly what the title says. I will take requests. I'll get a cover later. It will be POORLY written.
