Gunpoint Brave // Markhyuck

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"And who still hasn't found out they're gay?"

"What does that have to do with anything?!"

"Shut up! I'm teaching you facts, child!"

"Anyways, I got annoyed so I kinda pinned him to the ground...."

"...why is that so you..?" She laughed.

"GAWD don't mention it. That Minhyung guy walked in and saw all of it! What if I'm exposed?!!?"

"That is a good point..." Solhee thought for a bit. "But you should still go and try. We need all the information we can get. I don't think he's that fast to assume. You're a unique one. Throw him off your scent."

"Uh... so what do you want me to do?"

"Be a cutie."

"Bitch, WHAT?!"

"What? You're a secretary. Why not show him you fit the role. Assistants can be cute. Plus, it's a total emotional winner."

"I don't think he has emotions, Sol," Donghyuck sighed and sat on his bed. "I don't know how I'm gonna do this. I don't even know the first thing about public speaking."

"Solar told you, didn't she? The best way to begin is to... well... begin. Let me tell you, when Jaemin went on his first mission three years ago, he was more nervous than you were. He threw up in the bathroom before going. Ahhh... I remember those days. When he was actually cute."

"BOI did you just call Jaemin ugly?"

"Naw, fam. Now he's basically my trash spirit sister. He can't be cute and trash. It doesn't mix, Leo Boy."

"Okay, I'm not even a Leo. For the ten millionth time, why are you calling me that again?"

"Hmm..." Solhee paused. "Probably because you're so bold and fearless!"

"Oh~ yeah! I'm SO fearless! Bitch, you know I can't stand crowds."

"That doesn't make you less fearless," Solhee chided. "You would still take down someone in that crowd if you needed to."

"...true."

"So when's that job of yours starting?"

"8 PM."

"Holy--- that soon?"

"Yeah, I thought the same."

"Better be cute, child!" Solhee cheered in an energetic voice.

"I hate you."

Donghyuck chuckled as Solhee audibly scoffed and giggled as she signed off and the earpiece shut off.

Donghyuck groaned at his closet.

This was going to be chaos.

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"I'M TELLING YOU, WEAR THIS!"

"WHAT THE FUCK JAEMIN?! NO WAY IN HELL!"

The two besties were at it again, for the second time of the day. This time, Jaemin insisted that Donghyuck dress cute, like Solhee had said.

Thing is, Solhee's view of cute and Jaemin's point of view were different.

Very different.

"I'm serious!" Jaemin argued. "This is totally cute!"

"Are you kidding me? That's a fucking dress Jaemin! How do you expect me to karate chop the shit out of my enemies in a maid dress?!"