Catnip & Gale- an E-safeteh storeh

Catnip stalks Gale

"OOoooooOooO... dere's Gale's Pinstagram... hez gone to somalia IM GONNA GO DERE."

catpiss runs out of her cardboard box and wears her 1p floaters

"somalia here i cume!"

474747474747474747474765 hours later

"Can't... Swim... Any... More...."

"OMG CATPISS UR HERE IN SOMALIA?????????" gale sed

"wuttttt, OMG GALE UR SINGLE?"

"um no, I marrehed President Coin, you never rlly killed her dummeh, and I h8 you now cuz u tried to murder ma wyfe!"

"NO GALE NU IT SAID YOU WERE STILL SINGLE."

"oh dat d8ing site account waz made by wun of my fans."

"urgh I'll have to swim back now baiii."

756478329542386924834222222843789789 hours later

"What's dis, John O Groats? ooo lemme have a look if I fancy any John o groatian men!"

TO BE CONTINUED...