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GROUP : "yoloyoloyolo 🤪"

SAVAGEYEON
what the fcuk is this?

CHIMNEY
^^ i was just about to ask that

V
it's a group chat!!

SAVAGEYEON
no shiit sherlock

JUNGKOOK
chill nayeon lol

SAVAGEYEON
whatever
y'all lame af

JUNGKOOK
jimin ya better control your gurl

V
maybe i should just remove naynay?

JUNGKOOK
^^ that'll work

SAVAGEYEON
go ahead and do that
you'll die anyway

CHIMNEY
what got you into a mood?

JUNGKOOK
isn't she always in a mood?

V
yeah

JUNGKOOK
hey baby
i was wondering
what do you feel about moving in with me

V
...
you serious?

SAVAGEYEON
hell nah
you two ain't doing this here
i won't fcuking allow it
bish can't you talk about this elsewhere

CHIMNEY
i think it's kinda cute

JUNGKOOK
obviously baby

SAVAGEYEON
you had better be talking to tae
otherwise imma skin you alive

JUNGKOOK
nah i'm not calling my boyfriend baby
OF COURSE I AM DUMBASS
why?
jealous?

SAVAGEYEON
pfft no

CHIMNEY
😏

V
kookie...?

JUNGKOOK
yh?

V
i'm packing my bags
told my parents i'm moving out
totally fine with it

CHIMNEY
well...

SAVAGEYEON
that was quick

CHIMNEY
you read my mind, darlin

SAVAGEYEON
don't i always

JUNGKOOK
now who's the cringeass couple

SAVAGEYEON
bish i ain't the one who fell for dumbass pick-up lines

JUNGKOOK
they were better than your entire life story

SAVAGEYEON
nO they were shiit

JUNGKOOK
wow
your existence is worse than shiit
that says something

V
thx a lot nayeon

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