Ishq bulava

Trouble...

Rajveer - " Naina, tum yaha kyaa kar rahi ho???? " asked in horror seeing her there....

There????
Where???

Naveen - " main yaha kis liye hu...
Main batata hu...
Waise main bhi Bahar hi khada hu....
Mujhe laga ki mere safety ke liye ander na jaana hi behtar hoga....

Yeh log na jaha dekho waha shuru ho jaate he...
Niche aane ke baad freely do teen baar ka bp bhi dikha chuke yeh log...
Aaj ander gaya aur mujhe woh sab dekhna padgaya toh???!!!
Lekin,
Chuhiya ke gussa dekh Kar toh yahi lag raha tha ki aaj na Raj ki band bajne wali he....

Waise Maine suna ki bahot log mujhe miss kar rahe the, pichli baar???
Woh Kya he na main Ritu ke saath bet haar gaya Tha... Isiliye chup tha, kuch der tak...
Aaj main jii bhar ke bolunga...

Aagar main yaha aur todi der rahunga toh ander kyaa chal raha he yeh sochke mere na expiry date khatam ho jaani he....
Chale dekhte he ki yaha ander...
Let me be specific,
yaha " gents toilet " ke ander kyaa ho raha he......"

Rajveer - " tumhe andaza bhi he ki tum kaha ho???"

Naina - " Rajveer... ah!!!
Maj. Rajveer Singh Shekhawat" moving towards him to which he unconscious stepped back, and as usual stopped striking the wall...

" aap bhool rahe he ki bhagwaan ne mujhe yeh sexy aankhe aur khatarnak dimag diya he dekhne aur sochne ke liye...
So..." saying this she started to trace her fingers on his face length....

Naveen - " firse???!!!
Kahi inhone mere bhanjhe aur banjhiyonko kahi chupake toh nahi rakha...
Inke speed se toh abh tak dus bachche ho jaana chahiyeta...."

Rajveer - " Naina....
Yeh...k..ya.. ."
He couldn't company his sentence as he felt her finger moving towards his shirts button and trying to remove it....

Naina - " kyu??? Aapko achcha nii laga???" she asked with a sedective smile....

Rajveer - " nii...haa..."

Naina - " soch lijiye Major isse achcha mauka nahi milega aapko..." saying this she bent towards his lips...
He slowly closed his eyes to feel her...

Naveen - " jab sab ho jaaye toh bata Dena...
Main aankhe khol lunga..." said covering his eyes....

Rajveer waited her to ki...
He waited???
Finally he felt her....
He felt her on his foot...

"Aaahhhhh...." Rajveer shouted earning a hard stomp of Naina on his foot....

Naveen - " tu itna chilla kyu raha he??? Kahi Naina ne kuch???"

Rajveer - " Naina..."

Naina - " haa Naina....
Yahi he Mera naam he..
Apna heropanti na apne pass hi rakhiye aap aur jaayiye mujhe mission pe vapas lene.....
Haa... Woh dayan aapke saath nahi...
Main jaa rahi hu aapke saath...." she ordered him....

Naveen - " aur chaar dialogue maarona... Bus itne mein hi khatam Kar Diya..."

Rajveer - " Naina, yeh kyaa tarika apne senior ke saath baath karne ki..."

Naina - " kayeka senior???
Jise yeh Tak pata nahi he ki watch kaise pehna he. ..." correcting his watch which he wore upside down,
" Woh mujhe bolraha he....ki...."

Rajveer - " kyu???.
Tumhe is mission mein kyu Jana he...
Woh bhi mere saath???"

Naina - " wahi sawal mein bhi Kar sakti hu, aap kyu itna udh rahe he,
Us Daayan ko lejaane???"