Ishq bulava

Cold War

Gunny - " Raj, tu aaram Kar....
Main yahi right side wale kamre mein hu...
Kuch chahiye toh math bulana...
Khud jaake leliyooo..."

Naveen - " yeh duniya ka phehla Banda he joh, apne hi Ghar mein apne bedroom chodkar guest room mein aaram see leta he.. "

Rajveer - " tu abhi Tak naraz he mujh se???"

Gunny - " nahi.. bhagwaan se koyi naraz hota he????"

Rajveer - " Gunny...."

Gunny - " kyaa he ab???"

Rajveer - " Naina kaha rehti he???
Isi shehar mein yaa .."

Gunny - " nii... Bagal wale kamre mein.."

Rajveer - " mazak math karoo...
Batavona...
Kaha he Naina???
Aur uski tabiyat kaisi he???
Do din hogaye usase mile Bina.."

Gunny - " kyu???
Tu toh Nandini ko miss kar raha Tha na...."

Rajveer - " Gunny yaar, please..."

Gunny - " parso use koyi mission mein jaana he jisme woh busy he...
Aur uski tabiyat woh theekh he...."

Naveen - " ha.. doc ko dikhaye bager bhag gayi ti Teri protege....
Kaise training di he tune... Ek chote se suyi se darti he...
Kyaa kyaa sapne boonde the Maine??!!!
Advance mein do palne ki booking bhi ki li thi....."

Ritu - " do kyu???
Ali ke bachche ke liye bhi order Kiya tumne???"

Naveen - " tu itni tubelight kab ho gayi???
Woh Mera Sher Veeru...
Phehle baar mein hi mujhe judve bachchonki mama bana dega..."

Ritu - " ha...ha...
Mujhe pata he judve bachchonka raaz...."

Gunny - aur haa, woh left side wale kamre mein bilkul bhi kadam math rakhna..."

Naveen - " kyu??? Mere liye he???"

Ritu - " aur mere liye???"

Naveen - " hall mein achcha couch he..."

Rajveer - " kyu???"

Gunny - " Naina so rahi he.. use disturb math karna..."

Rajveer - " iska Matlab Naina yaha... Isi Ghar mein he???"

Gunny - " tu bhool raha he woh Meri behan he..."

Naveen - " Meri bhi..."

Rajveer - " phir woh mujhse milne kyu nii aayi???"

Gunny - " chota sa dimaga he...
Zyada stress math de tu..."saying this he left from there not before warning him once again not to disturb his lil sis..

Rajveer - " Naina yahi he.... Isi Ghar infact bagal ke kamre mein.
Lekin woh mujhse milne kyu nii aayi???
Kahi woh mujhse naraz toh nahi he us raath ki baath ke liye..."

Ritu - " yeh Major kis raath ki baath Kar rahe he???
Inke raath ke bahot kisse sune he Maine... Exactly yeh konsi raath he???"

Naveen - " parso raath jab Naina chakkar khake giri thi...
Aur Inka chocolate eating session chalkar Naina ko ulti huyi thi...
Isase zyaada kuch nii puchneka .."

Ritu - " woh waali!!!!
Ismein Major ki kyaa galti??? Unhone jo mile use khilaya....
Yeh Naina humesha aise hi he, chote chote baatonse gussa karke bait jaati he..."