Daniel is just hanging out on his porch smoking a fag with some of his buddys including Oliver, suddenly a hot girl walks by.
Daniel: "Oi I'd pull that"
Oliver: "ano mate but in ya dreams"
Daniel: "What do ya mean mate? I can pull twat."
Oliver: "I SAID IN YA FUCKIN DREAMS! Your dick is about 10 centimeters."
The whole group starts chanting.
The boys: "RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP!"
Daniel: "it's fuckin on Oliver"
Oliver throws his beer and stands up so does Daniel.
Boy number 1: "Alright are you guys ready for a RAP BATTLE!!!"
The boys: "YAAAAAAA!"
Boy number 1: "Alright who should start?"
Daniel: "How about Oliver he's the sperg who started this"
Boy number 1: "Alright START!"
Oliver: Suck my willy it's quite delightful if I catch you in the street you'll catch the rifle!"
The boys: "ooooo"
Daniel: "I'll stick my 29 centimeter up your butt hole then you'll take my 9 millimeter to your temple!"
The crowds eyes light up, Daniel might win this thing.
Oliver: "if you come into my house I'll have to cum into your future wife's blouse"
The boys: "OH!"
Daniel: "your girl gave me top, that's not a surprise I came in her booty now visualize."
Oliver: "your mum gave me a wank and she asked me to give her a spank!"
Daniel: "Cough up my nut sack with your lungs intact I'll take your girl to my house and she'll beat me wack ya fuckin downy SACK"
The crowd goes insane everyone is jumping up and down and screaming.
Boy number 1: "IGHT I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER DANIEL!"
The crowd is still screaming.
Oliver: "alright no hard feelings eh? Let's go have a drink!"
Daniel: "Excellent!"
