CHONI: One Shots

Keep It A Secret

Having a secret relationship with someone is hard enough. Having a secret relationship with a closet case is ever more difficult. 

Toni Topaz knew exactly what she signed on for when falling for Cheryl Blossom. Her Nancy Drew girlfriend has a  predictable yet unpredictable personality. 

When it came to her, she's like Isaac Newton's law (I forgot) : for very action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. At school she can set off like a bomb or be able to calm her tits and quiet down. Speaking of school and hidden relationships...

"Hey Toni are you sure you can keep this a secret?" Cheryl said as they hid in the girls locker room.

 "Look babe, as long as your happy" Toni was always patient when it came to Cheryl. She didn't want to force her into coming out right away.

 The couples thoughts were interrupted by the school bell. Welp. In Riverdale high, the schedules are shorter am I right? 

"Okay so you go first and then after, like, 10 seconds I'll go after." Toni waited exactly ten seconds after Cheryl because the girl was paranoid about the serpents seeing her with a Blossom. 

It still looked shady but hey, who wants to pay close attention to Cheryl's every move, every day ,every hour and every second? The girls "separately" walked down the hallway as they were watching each other's every move and trying not to make it too obvious. 

"Hey bitches!" "Shit! You scared me V" Veronica wasn't too familiar with Toni but knew enough to know that she had a crush on Cheryl. She was the charming, smooth, ands sexy yet adorable smol serpent. She instantly didn't like her for Cheryl. 

"Hey Cheryl do you wanna study with me and Cousin Betty tonight?" Veronica asked jokingly as she separated Cheryl and Toni even more to the point Toni wasnt even involved in the conversation. 

"How dare you mock me? I could deflate your milk machines faster than you can yell 'Suite life on deck'" V knew that if she said something back there would be a chance that she would most likely be exposed. 

She just rolled her eyes at Cheryl's comeback. "Annnyyywaaay, do you wanna study with us?" "No thank you Veronica. I have plans" Cheryl did have plans but didn't really wanna tell what they were. She'd be too busy at that time with Toni to care about blowing off V and B. "If you say so Cheryl..." 

8:30 P.M Thistlehouse Veronica's POV

Cheryl seemed a bit shady about her plans tonight. Maybe she invited Reggie over or chuck to screw on her Nana's couch. Or maybe hook up on her grand piano

. Who knows who her next significant other is gonna get inside her pants? Betty and I drove to play the Nancy Drew detective thingy again. Honestly, I don't know why she's so nosy. She thinks she's a literal Sherlock and she can find out if like, Barack Obama is screwing Trump's wife, which is both tea spilled and tea served poisonous yet cold. 

As we arrived, we could already see through the window that Cheryl and uh, not sure are sitting on an expensive silk couch watching what seems like... Sixteen Candles? Seriously? 

Betty picks the lock and tiptoes through the creaking door but they're too busy to care.  We can see them laughing and eating and, making o-out on the couch? I can't help but feel jealous of whoever is there. That used to be our thing..."Shut up Betty I can hear them talking."

Hey Cheryl are you sure your Nana isn't here? I'm just a bit paranoid. 

Dafuq? That's a girls voice. No way in hell is Cheryl screwing with a girl. Especially when I can see from her jacket on the floor that she's a serpent. Jughead may be a serpent but at least I trust him. Not sure I can say the same for the rest of the gang. 

Toni, it's fine. Nobody's here except for you and me. Alright babe?

Okay okay... I love you.

I love you too, T.

Oh my god. That's... Toni? Never knew Cheryl was into serpents. Let alone a female serpent.  

If I did I would be strutting around in a jacket with my hand in her back pocket. I could hear them resume making out until I heard a flap.

 The fuck? That was probably the sound of clothes being taken off. I could hear Cheryl whimper quietly and could practically feel her panties getting soaked. 

Betty slightly saw her shirtless straddling Toni on the couch. I could've swore I heard a grunt from Toni and wondered what Cheryl had done in retaliation. 

Everyone knows a Blossom never grunts. It's a Riverdale thing. More like a Blossom thing. It's an unusual thing though. Not the grunt situation but the fact that Cheryl Blossom said "I love you" to someone. No one has ever actually seen Cheryl be dead serious about a subject.

QUICK AN: Cheryl's kindness is so overrated. Like dafuq? Cheryl barely opens up to Toni, let alone a friend. seriously who do think I am? just facts dudes

Saint Betty's POV

I'm innocent I swear. It's like reading fanfiction but worse (not exactly worse but like ear porn). 

Just to be honest, I never thought about it this way: Cheryl loves someone and she knows or thinks it's wrong. She can't tell anyone about it because she's extremely careful and insecure even though she hasn't come out yet. 

That's my cousin for God's sake! 

Narrator POV

As the night ended in both horror and delight, around 5 minutes after the last POV, B and V left, knowing it was not their secret to tell.

 Well, for Betty at least. Or Veronica. Who knows? Both had a 25 percent chance to keep the secret, but no matter what, they kept Cheryl's secret. Now it wasn't only Choni's secret (all credit to Betty and Veronica for the name btw). 

Keep it a secret, am I right?