ᏆNNᎾᏟᎬNᎢ ᏟᎡᏆᎷᏆNᎪᏞ

Dumb and dumber

"Now someone told me you were caught up in a small issue" hoshi tilts his head.

"I guess you could say that" you cross your arms.

"Do you remember anything about the suspect? Hair color? Eye color? Special marking-"

"It was late at night with a barely working streetlight shinning a bit of light..." you frown.

"Think y/n, is there ANYTHING that could remember about the suspect?" Hoshi asks carefully one last time.

"Well I mean he did contact both yoongi and I, that's how we met" you start to think more like a police officer.

"Good good!" Hoshi pulls out a computer and starts typing.

"Did you receive the message from an app, or?" Hoshi asks as he continues typing away.

"Yeah... it was tweeter" you mumble.

"What's your username?" He asks and you were about to tell him when yoongi walked into the room you both were in.

"Did you take care of your little... issue?" Hoshi snickers again.

"Shut up. And turn off your computers, turn everything off and put it all away" yoongi's bright pink cheeks start to subside.

"Why? He's just trying to hel-"

"I thought you'd realize that he isent actually a law enforcer like us, after finding the exploding pen" yoongi narrows his eyes.

"W-what are you-" hoshi stands up and stands next to yoongi and faces you.

"Tsk tsk tsk, shame on you yoongi for scolding the pretty girl. Anyways, I think it's better if I really introduce myself" hoshi smiles charmingly.

"Hello! I'm hoshi an assasin or hitman! I've been avoiding the police for all my life. Oh! And I love Shabu shabu!" Hoshi holds out his hand .

"H-HIT MAN?" You nearly trip on your own feet as you hide behind yoongi, accidentally brushing your bare leg against his.

"Y-Yah!" Yoongi shouts as he turns to face you. He buttons up your trench coat and ties a nice bow on your waist.

"Let's go, I just came to see if he had any information from the streets. Seems like he's as empty as his head." Yoongi wraps and arm around you as he pushes you out of the house.

"Your leaving so soon!?" Hoshi whines.

"Thanks for the clothes, you owed me big time so this is pay back" yoongi still has his arm wrapped around your shoulders even though you both were now waking away from the house.