ᏆNNᎾᏟᎬNᎢ ᏟᎡᏆᎷᏆNᎪᏞ

Dumb and dumber

"Aish calm down! And save that hair dye for later, I told you to send it to my house along with the nice shower cap with those little bt21 designs" yoongi whispers the last part and you burst out laughing. Both Hoshi and yoongi turn to face you. Hoshi who was wearing glasses lowers them as he focuses on you.

"And who is SHE?" He nudges yoongi as he grins mischievously.

"I'm y/n l/n from the Seoul Gangbuk Police Station" you courteously bow as the man known as Hosi changes from his very peppy side to a low and seductive looks.

"Seoul is filled with so many beauties" he purrs as he bats his eyes which makes you reach for your pocket tazor as he step away a bit.

"I haven't seen any at all these days, especially now," yoongi says unfazed.

"yah!" you hiss as Hoshi's mouth turns into a small "o"

"wait a minute! are you both-" he wiggles his eyebrow and lightly pushes yoongi closer to you.

"NO NEVER NO NO NO" you freak out and lightly punch yoongi's shoulder repeatedly and laugh awkwardly as yoongi scoffs.

"yah calm down, not in a million years" he pushes you away but Hoshi grabs you before you fall.

"what a pity" Hoshi smiles sweetly as he holds you up into his arms.

"but as they saying says 'when a door closes'..."  Hoshi flashes his charming smile and you feel yourself being lured in by his charming eyes. Yoongi's bottom lip curves down as he looks at Hoshi, then back at you, then back at him, and so on.

"' another one opens'" The charming man bops your nose ligtly, making your face set ablaze. 

yoongi on the other hand puffed out his lips and cheeks as he pushed hoshi who was holding you, aside and nearly tossing you both to the ground.

"yah lets get to work" the man growls as he makes himself aat home.

"y-yah! yoongi!" hoshi whines since he ruined the moment. You awkwardly laugh as hoshi helps you up, but the sly flirt intertwines his hand with yours was he guided you into his house, with an annoyed yoongi that was looking through the window, seeing everything.

"Tch get a room" he grumbles under his breath as hoshi let's you sit as he passes by yoongi.

"There is a hotel nearby that I've been to many times. Il treat her like a princess " hoshi whispers to yoongi, thankfully you dident hear him. 

But yoongi did

"YAH!" He shouts, the house shakes with his loud shout. Yoongi launches at the poor Man as he grabs him by the collar and tosses him to the wall, nearly throwing him through the wall.