Hogwarts Bitches!!! (12:05 pm)
Millicent: what the fuck. What is this and why are we here?
Theodore: yes I agree what the fuck
Platinumbitch has come online
Platinumbitch: no, friends. Run
Vincent: Malfoy?
Gregory: is that you?
Platinumbitch: yes now run!
Queenbitch has come online
Queenbitch: OH HELL NAW BITCH NOT ON MY WATCH
Platinumbitch: pansy plz. Why?
Millicent: i agree with this statement. Why!?
Theodore: ^
Vincent: ^
Gregory: ^
Queenbitch: i love causing chaos
Theboywhosucksdick has come online
Theboywhosucksdick: such a Slytherin
Queenbitch: was there any ever doubt?
Theboywhosucksdick: nope
Theodore: so we're stuck here now?
Platinumbitch: yep
Theodore: welp!
Theodore has changed their name to Fuckoffimreading
Platinumbitch: my child. Why?
Queenbitch: oh no. OH nO
Theboywhosucksdick: what?
420blaiseit has come online
420blaiseit: let me explain
420blaiseit has changed platinumbitch's name to quidditchmom
Quidditchmom: BlaISe RUn
420blaiseit: I accept my death with open arms
Quidditchmom: I'm not gonna kill you
420blaiseit: .__.
Quidditchmom: IM JuST GoNnA hUg YoU
420blaiseit: FUCK
420blaiseit has gone offline
Quidditchmom has gone offline
Queenbitch: welp following Blaise cuz i need to film this bai
Queenbitch has gone offline
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HOGWARTS BITCHES (Darry chatfic)
RomanceSet in the year 2018 when Dumbledore decides to finally put wifi in the castle. Hermione decides to make a gc for them and a few other griffindors for homework help although the twins decided to put it to a "better" use. I suck at summaries (WARN...
