Hogwarts Bitches! (3:45 am)
Platinumbitch: so over the summer I have to go to church right cuz we holy mf who must praise Jesus or some shit so my dad got pissed when I wore shorts that where above the knee so without thinking I say (infront of most of my closest relatives) "Listen up I'm a slut for the lord" I have never seen so many disappointed/pissed off adults in my life
Platinumbitch: WRONG CHAT
platinumbitch: WRONG FUCKING CHAT
Gred: right chat
Feorge: right fucking chat
Platinumbitch: how do I delete messages
RagingRedhead: Malfoy why are you up. And who was that meant for
Platinumbitch: insomnia. Blaise, pansy, and Millicent
Bookmione has come online
RagingRedhead: fuck
Bookmione: you four bed. Now.
RagingRedhead: your not my mom!
Gred: ^
Feorge:^
Platinumbitch: I have insomnia unless you can control that granger. No.
Bookmione: fine but Weasleys you 3? BED
platinumbitch has changed Bookmione's name to Gryffindor house mom
Gryffindor house mom: ...
Gryffindor house mom: thanks! I HATE IT
Platinumbitch: what ya gonna do? Fight me?
Gryffindor house mom has gone offline
Platinumbitch: I win. Welp anyways bye Weasleys
Platinumbitch has gone offline
RagingRedhead: mione's gonna kill me tomorrow....
Hogwarts Bitches! (9:45 am)
Theboywhosucksdick has come online
Theboywhosucksdick: are y'all ok?
Platinumbitch has come online
Platinumbitch: nope!
RagingRedhead: nah mate
Gred: I wish
Feorge: ^
Luna: yep
Ginny: who awakened me before my alarm did. I WILL FIGHT
420blaiseit has come online
420blaiseit: Ginny don't fight but just feast you eyes on this morning angel
Platinumbitch: Blaise DONT!
420blaiseit: [has sent an image]
420blaiseit: GUYS LOOK AT HIM
platinumbitch: BLAISE YOU HAVE 5 FUCKING SECONDS. RUN.
420blaiseit: see you at breakfast! BAI BITCHES
420blaiseit has gone offline
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