Welcome Bitch {Camp Camp x Reader}

Kitty Aura

This was actually inspired by Family Guy. I love that show vury mooch.

"Fuck!"

The camp was going hiking and they left you there.

Well, it was your fault since you're too damn curious.

You heard a slight meow somewhere and you followed it.

Damn you, curiosity.

You moved the bushes and see a snow white cat with icy blue eyes.

She looked injured.

You have a soft spot for animals so, why not help one?

A soft smile formed on your lips as you picked the cat up.

Tears of joy came from your eyes when you hugged her gently, "I will protecc you forever, my child!"

~Time Skip Brought to You by H O O E Y ~

"Okay, so what is it?" Neil asked.

You uncovered the flap and pointed at Aura, the cat whom you named, "Look."

The blue eyes tracked the trio as they had unamused faces on.

"Yeah, so?" Max shrugged.

"So, I found her while gay-ass and the rest of you left me," you explained.

"And.." Neil slowly raised his hand.

"And she was injured. I named her Aura."

You kneeled down in front of your cott, "Hi Aura~"

Her sweet meow came out and you picked her up,

"Aww, you're so cute!" you laughed at the end and hugged her.

The trio's faces scrunched up in disgust.

"What the hell are we doing!?" Max raised his arms up mid-way.

Even Nikki was disappointed in you. Yeah, I guess she's fine if you found a wolf pup- but a cat? Nah, she mad. (This is my book so idc if you tell me if she's fine with it)

"How did you even manage to sneak.." Neil stopped and pointed at Aura.

".. Aura, into camp?"

You turned to him, "I put her in my (hoodie/sweatshirt) carefully."

"Is that why you had blood stains all over you but told us it was ketchup?" he pointed at your
(hoodie/sweatshirt).

You looked down, "Oh right, I forgot about that."

You put Aura down and grabbed an extra (hoodie/sweatshirt). You take off your recent one and put the new one on.

"There," you said with a satisfied

The intercom went on and you all turned toward it,

"CAMPBELL CAMPERS, MEET ME AND GWEN AT THE ACTIVITIES FIELD IN 6 MINUTES!"

Nikki turned to you, "C'mon (Y/N)! Let's go!"

You shook your head, "Nsh, I'm gonna stay with Aura for a bit."

She frowned, "Okay."

They all went outside as you played with your newfound buddy.

~Time Skip~

Well, it turned out that you stayed in for the whole day.

The gang was sitting at their table, eating food.

"I hate (Y/N) recently," Nikki said.

"Yeah, we gotta find a way to get that pussy of a cat away from (her/him)," Max stated.

"How about we shave it?" Neil suggested.

"I was thinking of killing it," Nikki suggested.

Goddamn Nikki.

"That would only traumatize (Y/N)."

After dinner was done, the three walked into your tent carefully. They searched around, not wanting to wake you up.

Suddenly, a familiar sound was heard.

They all turned back and see Aura by the flaps.

Max went over to her and picked her up by the back, "Got her. Let's go back out and shave her."

They went into the woods not too far from camp.

Neil brought out a razor and gave it to Nikki.

"Nah," she threw it to the side

He looked questionably at her, "What are you- JESUS CHRIST, NIKKI!"

Both Neil and Max jumped back as she began ripping Aura apart.

Guts were flying everywhere and crimson blood was spreading on the ground.

"NIKKI, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Max yelled out.

Once Nikki was done killing the cat, she stepped back as a psychotic grin appeared on her face.

"(Y/N) is my friend and my friend only," she stated.

"My god, you've become a fucking yandere," Neil nervously said.

Yeah, I know right, Neil?

"Aura! Aura?"

H E C C

They heard your voice calling out for Aura.

"Fuck," Max said.

They heard trots coming nearby and froze as you got there.

"Why are you three up?" you asked.

"Uh.." Neil started.

"And why is Nikki covered in blood?" you pointed at her.

She looked down and rolled her eyes, "Pshh, easy. I killed-"

Neil covered her mouth, "A rabbit!"

You looked around, "In the middle of the night?"

"Yeah, Nikki was too impatient!" he said in a panicky tone.

You squinted and tilted your head a bit, "Really?"

Nikki shoved his hand away, "No, we killed Aura!"

You widened your eyes and felt your heart drop, "You what?!"

Max glared at her, "Goddammit, Nikki!"

Neil quickly butted in, "What she meant is that Aura ran away!"

You calmed down, "O-oh, heh."

You rubbed your neck, "Well, I think she went back to her owner. So, yeah."

You pointed at Nikki again, "So, did she really kill a rabbit?"

They all nodded.

"O... kay?" you questioned.

"I'm just glad I didn't have to be here to see that," you sighed.

"Just- don't do that again, alright Nik?" you told her.

She rapidly shook her head, "Got it!"

The quartet walked back to camp and slept in. You were thinking how she killed it.

Oh god, you had that horrific face all night.

You love rabbits. But But bitch one bit you tho-

FUCKING FINALLY- I'M DONE!