"999 what's ur emergency?"
"michael pierced his brow"
"ma'am if u have nothing serious to say..."
"wait! calum got a new tattoo"
"i'm afraid i'm gonna have to..."
"but listen!"
"only if it's serious!"
"do u know how to leak nudes?"
"good day miss"
*hangs up*
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THE FANGIRL BOOK
Randomif you're a part of the 5sos fam this is for you © PoniesAndHarryStyles
