Another day.
Another room full of bored avengers."Hey Pete,Why don't we go IKEA shopping as your living here in the avengers facility and we can do up your room?"Steve asks kindly to Peter who is hanging upside down on the ceiling, forehead turning purple.
"Yeah sure!"came the reply from the ceiling,"Come on Nat!And we can take Thor too, ooh and bruce,Wanda,vis-"
"Ok Peter that's enough people to fit into the car"Tony butted in
So they all piled into the van and took off with Tony driving and Peter calling Shotgun.
When they arrived you could imagine there would be quite a commotion there!I mean come on!
There is a Norse god
A man of Iron
A skilled Assassin
A Hunger games impressionist
A human JARVIS
A don't-make-this-guy-angry scientist
A Scarlet haired witch
and a small cute nerdy boy
What could go wrong?
"Everything"Replied Nat after Thor asked the question.
IKEA was cleared just for the Avengers that day and so the eventful day started.
"Right,"Tony started taking charge,"Lets go to the bedrooms section"
They all followed the signs but promptly got lost in the bathroom isle.
Then Wanda spoke up"I can Imagine the headline for the news tomorrow: The Avengers, Earth's mightiest heroes lost in IKEA"She high-fived Peter and Clint who were the only ones who had a sense of humour(It's true though) and led them to ward the right place.
They finally got there after Tony lost his dignity and asked a sales assistant for directions to the bedroom isles.
After looking around for a bit peter finally found a perfect bed to go in his room.
"Mr. Stark!I think I have found one!"
"Ok right, so um how do you pronounce this??Nat is this russian? Brim-Ness?"
"No I think it's pronounced Brime-knees"Nat Replied
"Ok that doesn't sound right!Wanda is this slovakian?"Cap asked
"No this is definitely not slovakian"
"Maybe Bri-em-Nes"
"no its definitely Bree-me-nes"
At this point everyone was arguing about how it was pronounced and the hulk was threatening to show.
"Relax young mortals, (Tony gave an indignant huff), Let the great Thor pronounce this word"Thor cleared his throat.]
"Brims"(a/n i actually looked it up)
everyone looked at Thor.
"This is norse?"Clint asked incredulously
"Yes Katniss"
Right moving on to wardrobes
"Ah this one is Sonje-sand"
"no its obviously song-e-sand!"
"Nope definitely Sonje-sand"
"Mr.Thor Sir?"
"Yes young starkson"
"What is this one?"
"Hems"
"Oh and If your so clever then Can you say this one"
"Tony!"
"It's alright star spangler.Nord-Lee"
Alas this this trip was over and they had to go back to stark tower.
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FanfictionRequests are now open!! these are inspired by pinterest. field trips to Stark tower. Peter and Tony father/Son relationship. Peter lifting thor's hammer(cause you know y'all wanted to see that). etc. infinity war. spiderman homecoming. CA civil war.