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republishing bc i just realized the dialogue got fucked

albert: send nudes pls

jake: no, ur gay lol

albert: yeah, i know.

albert: how much do you want for you to send em?

jake: dude, I'm not sending u nudes wtf.

albert: how much do u want?

jake: albert.

albert: i have a bag of goldfish and tea

i dont know how 2 photoshop 😔✊ leave me alone

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i dont know how 2 photoshop 😔✊ leave me alone

jake: ok, pay up sweet cheeks

jake: albert... it's been 15 minutes, did you die?

jake: 20

jake: 30

jake: for fuck sakes, its been an hour

jake: 5 hours

jake: 7

albert: oh

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albert: oh

jake: albert, it's been fucking 9 hours and i get an "oh?"

albert: well, technically they're not nudes.

jake: what the actual fuck-

jake: you know what, fuck you.

albert: :) was that an invitation?

jake: no, get this block

albert: jake, unblock me

albert: unblock me bitch (haha joji reference)

idk anymore i rly want to end this book now but i have like 2 more chapters to go 😂👌

jayingee - borgar (ft. the old jalbert pick up lines)Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora