republishing bc i just realized the dialogue got fucked
albert: send nudes pls
jake: no, ur gay lol
albert: yeah, i know.
albert: how much do you want for you to send em?
jake: dude, I'm not sending u nudes wtf.
albert: how much do u want?
jake: albert.
albert: i have a bag of goldfish and tea
i dont know how 2 photoshop 😔✊ leave me alone
jake: ok, pay up sweet cheeks
jake: albert... it's been 15 minutes, did you die?
jake: 20
jake: 30
jake: for fuck sakes, its been an hour
jake: 5 hours
jake: 7
albert: oh
jake: albert, it's been fucking 9 hours and i get an "oh?"
albert: well, technically they're not nudes.
jake: what the actual fuck-
jake: you know what, fuck you.
albert: :) was that an invitation?
jake: no, get this block
albert: jake, unblock me
albert: unblock me bitch (haha joji reference)
idk anymore i rly want to end this book now but i have like 2 more chapters to go 😂👌
ESTÁ A LER
jayingee - borgar (ft. the old jalbert pick up lines)
Outros génerosold ass book that is only still published for memories bye