Issei Pov
Issei: Man... Boobs are the best thing ever!!!
Matsuda: Trust me, my man, you and I are on the same page!
Matsuda Gen, also known as the Perverted Baldy.
Motohama: Me too! But... *depressed* It's all pointless...
Motohama Shinya, also known as the Three Size Scouter.
And together, we are the Perverted Trio of Kuoh!
Issei: Guys, why did we enroll in this school again?
Motohama: Why... to make use of this male-to-female ration that is! Plus, the foreign exchange students here are ridiculous!
Matsuda: As far as my eye can see, we figure hoes would be lining up to have a go on our big little friend, and we wouldn't have to do a damn thing! We'll be drowning in that stank!
Issei: Like our very own harem!
Girl Pov
Girl 1: Ugh, it's them again!
Girl 2: Let's just ignore them.
Issei Pov
Matsuda: Hell yeah! We're gonna have casual unprotected sex with hot chicks and never call them again!
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Return of The Evil God (High school DxD X Male Reader) DISCONTINUED
FanfictionOre wa namai wa Yamata No Orochi *Weeb Mode On!!! XD*