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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE GROUPCHAT! ft rdj, chadWACK, lizzie, tommy boy, scar, ruddy, jerbear, hemmy, ruffalo, lil sebastian, mack attack, don & pauly boy
chris i know you all are mad at me but hi
ruffalo way to go dipshit you figured it out
mack attack can we change the groupchat to we hate evans
rdj you know evans ive been disappointed in you before but you hit a new low for me
lil sebastian oh, wanna know the juicy part? they KISSED
scar THEY DID WHAT
chris
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tommy boy EVANS SHUT UP
chadWACK chris ur a fucking cookie
hemmy SO YOU KISS HER AND GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
chris IM NOT DATING JENNY SHE REALLY LIKES ME THO
lizzie OKAY AND THEY KISSED??? WHAT ELSE SEB
lil sebastian she pulled away after a while because she was scared. and you wanna know what this donut did? HE GOT MAD
jerbear YOU IDIOT
don WHATTTT DID WE TALK ABOUT
scar
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chris at the moment i thought she didn't enjoy it but now i know she did because she showed up to my door a couple nights ago while jenny was over
lizzie WHY WAS SHE OVER
chris because , she's my costar and she wanted to hang out. i didn't know she had an flirtatious feelings for me until she told me the night after the whole madison fiasco happened
rdj chris you can't just kiss a girl and then storm out of her house and start playing footies with your costar that has feelings for you. at the premiere, i talked to madison and she literally told me how much better you made her life.
mack attack yeah man, if you think about it a nasty divorce. and she got swooped off her feet by chris evans hoping she wouldn't get heartbroken but what did you do?
ruffalo YOU BROKE HER HEART she looks so small
jerbear i can confirm she is VERY small
scar chris you know we love you, but we're all mad at you for doing a shitty thing. we understand you didn't mean it. but we understand that it happened.
lizzie don't tell madison this but we were talking at the premiere and the reason why madison & zak got divorced was because he wanted someone better and he didn't want to have her kids especially so that's the reason she's so afraid of falling for someone. because she's scared that someone is gonna come into her life and not find realize her actual worth and leave
chris yeah i know that the first time we hung out. he was supposed to take her out to dinner because he wanted to but stood her up. so her and i went to steal hot dogs and we talked about life. i think i was caught up in her that i didn't realize how she was feeling
tommy boy this is making me so sad
chadWACK are you gonna talk to her?
chris she won't respond to any of my text messages im scared her bandmates are gonna hunt me down and eat me for fucking dinner.
hemmy now why would you think that?
chris NATE TOLD ME I WAS DEAD
rdj evans please tell me you actually aren't scared of weasel like him
don also, id give you advice but you obviously don't listen to it
chris DON I WILL SELL YOU MY SOUL
rudd what did i miss? okay im gonna read it CHRIS COME ON
don okay! so, here's the first thing you do. you talk to her band members and you explain to them what actually happened. and if madison still doesn't answer your texts or calls. you show up, throwing pebbles at her windows.
rdj what the fuck dude
chris don i am a 34 YEAR OLD MAN
don and im a 51 year old man give you advice!
rdj okay, you know what? you talk to your bandmates to clear the air. then you show up with chocolates
mackie mack dude that's so cliché
chris okay! im gonna talk to her bandmates you guys were no help at all besides saying im an idiot
lil sebastian WHICH YOH ARE
chris which i am BUT that's not the point
mack attack if you don't fix this then her and i are gonna beat your ass
