ian: mornin' fucks
jaden: we didn't fuck rn
ian: baby no-
joba: good morning beautiful princesses I hope Matt has an awesome day he's so beautiful wow king
matt: stop I'm blushing
ian: 😉
romil: our ship...its rising
jaden: we love two flirtatious kings
nick: shut up I'm trying to meditate
matt: you just mad cuz no one ships you with anyone
nick: they do so
matt: I need receipts
nick: people ship me and Kevin
matt: I said RECEIPTS
nick: and with Ian
matt: ian sweetie i'm so sorry, I'm so sorry that a ugly ass bitch would even say that
nick: ...
matt: oh my god are you fucking insane? Ian? Ian? Ian? You know who you really get shipped with? That one ugly ass perv from shrek I forgot his name
romil: LORD FARQUAAD LMAOOO
ian: SKCJRHCK
nick: y'all are so fucking annoying and rude I can't believe I still claim y'all as my friends wow I'm not even kidding on god I'm actually gonna leave this shitty band y'all ain't even that talented I'm packing my shit and y'all ain't gonna see me again
ciaran: lmao shut up nick you ain't shit you just gonna walk to your car and come back begging us to let you back in
ian: all fax no printer 😗💅
matt: hope you fall down the stairs