Invader Zim Characters x reader Oneshots

skool, huh?

i woke up to some bops playing from my phone alarm i set up for Monday-Friday. since it was a bop i wasn't in a bad mood. i actually smiled. which isn't natural at all. whats wrong with me today. i went into the bathroom and stared at myself for a moment. ew.......i walked back out and put on my clothes, a black and white stripped jumper with black ripped skinny jeans and a pair of black boots with zippers and straps on them. i then walked back to my bathroom and did my hair and cleaned up my face. i walked downstairs, since my dad was still asleep like always i just make myself some toast and i get some orange juice. i eat while i watch youtube. after i went back to my bathroom and brushed my teeth. i grabbed my ear buds and plugged in. i put on my black backpack and head to school.

//time-skip to school//

what the absolute hell!! skool!? are ya serious!!! i have a feeling that im not going to learn much here.

i walk in and am met with.....nothing. the halls were empty but i still heard the voices of teachers and students. i walked to the attendance office and got my schedule "mmmmhhhmmmmm....miss bitters....what kind of name...." i walked to room number and can already hear some wired shit. i hear in an old woman's voice "doom, doom, dooommm"....yea....i aint gonna learn shit. i pushed the door open and she slowly turned her head to me while dragging the word "doooooooommmmmm" out. i stood there and shuffled in and closed the door. she glares at me a bit more then yells at me to take a seat after she announced my name. "take a seat next to zim" she pointed to that green kid- wait what!!! how is he in the same class as me.....i reluctantly sat at the desk and crossed my hands on the desk. i fiddled with my fingers and just sat there. i heard zim making noises of frustration so i look over at him. he just looked away and grunted with anger. "whats your problem dude?" i asked. "ooooh NOTHING, except for the fact that i hate YOU for interrupting me last night" he said. so this kid is still on that....."hey why were u spying on me last night?" he didnt reply, beads of sweat were rolling down his face. 'geez whats this guys problem'. "answer me" he slowly faced me again and calmly said "oh...no reason..........i was just making sure you weren't going to rip out my guts in my sleep" what the fuck. ok, whats this kids problem. right then i was pulled out of thought by tugging on my leg. i look down to see a kid with big round glasses a trench coat and black boots....his head was kinda big to. "hey. dont talk to him. hes an alien, i know he is and i can prove it" he whisper shouted. i yanked my leg away and just stared at him "what the hell are you talking about man" right after i said that the bell rung. the kid popped up from under the desk and stuck his hand out for me to shake. "the names dib. im a paranormal investigator." he said with a pride ridden smile on his face. as i shook his hand his smile widened. im guessing this kid doesn't have much friends.

//after years, i have finally decided to update. enjoy my children.