Gred: Neville and Blaise was it? Why have you done this?
Platinumbitch: yes why?
420blaiseit: because it's funny
Platinumbitch: how do I leave?
Platinumbitch: wait got it
Platinumbitch has left Hogwarts Bitches!
420blaiseit has added platinumbitch to Hogwarts Bitches!
Platinumbitch has left Hogwarts Bitches!
420blaiseit has added platinumbitch to Hogwarts Bitches!
Theboywhosucksdick: 🍿
Feorge: this Is funny
Platinumbitch: JUST LET ME LEAVE
420blaiseit: no.
Platinumbitch: imma call pansy if you don't
420blaiseit: wait fuck Draco. no.
Theboywhosucksdick: who's pansy?
420blaiseit: the Queen bitch, she is worse than Draco at being dramatic
Platinumbitch: that's true
Gred:...
Gred has given platinumbitch admin privileges
420blaiseit: DRACO NO!
platinumbitch has added pansy to Hogwarts Bitches!
Platinumbitch has changed pansy's name to queenbitch
Queenbitch: 1. name happily accepted 2. The fuck is this, why am I here?
Platinumbitch: scroll up
Queenbitch: Gryffindorks what the fuck
Ginny: Gryffindorks very creative
420blaiseit: thank you it was my idea
Ginny: can I add someone?
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: hi Ginny, as long as it's someone that's not super dramatic sure
Ginny has added Luna to Hogwarts Bitches!
Platinumbitch: FUCK
platinumbitch has left Hogwarts Bitches!
420blaiseit has added platinumbitch to Hogwarts Bitches!
420blaiseit: have you learned nothing?
Ginny: what was with that reaction?
Luna: I'm his cousin and he thinks I hate him
Platinumbitch: Luna why have you done this?
Theboywhosucksdick: you two are related?
Luna: yes. And before you ask no I don't hate being related to him
Luna: I hate being related to his father he is absolute trash
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: what do you mean?
Platinumbitch: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM NEAR ME LUNA
420blaiseit: please
Queenbitch: please
Feorge: Alrighty then..
Gred: so...
RagingRedhead is online
RagingRedhead: what have I missed
Platinumbitch: well fuck it's this guy
RagingRedhead: I just scrolled up is that the bitchy ferret
Platinumbitch: well fuck you to weasel
Platinumbitch: I was trying To be nice and not call you an animal but you bring up that so.
RagingRedhead: you? Nice?
Platinumbitch: it's very likely unlike you and your bigoted house view
RagingRedhead: we treat you like you deserve.
420blaiseit: you know we act the way we do because of that right?
Ginny: ?
420blaiseit: you treat us all like demon spawns just because of our house. Like you don't know me or pansy or basically everyone in our house but you act like we all personally wronged you. The only place where other students treat us as people is in our own house so fuck You Weasley.
Platinumbitch: last year I saw a couple of first years get into a fight because they used to be friends but because one was sorted into Slytherin they fell apart. The poor girl started to cry before running back to the common room. So yeah fuck You weasel.
Queenbitch: yes there are evil and fucked up Slytherins we aren't denying that but not all of us are so yeah fuck you and anyone who agreed with you
Luna: PREACH
RagingRedhead: well fuck sorry mates, but Malfoy is still an asshole!
Platinumbitch: I haven't acted like a jerk to you by my own want and doing in two years. And when I did I was a fucking kid raised in a strict pure blood Christian family and taught to think I was better than everyone what do you expect an impressionable kid to act like? Huh weasely? I'm lucky I learned how to get out of that mindset.
RagingRedhead: well then fuck... sorry mate. But you have to act like that in front of your family? That sucks
Platinumbitch: yep. Now can we stop talking about this cus I'm done with this conversation.
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: I agree. Can we talk about the fact that harry has been lurking this whole time?
Theboywhosucksdick: I have not!
Ginny: mmhhhmmm quick response for someone who wasn't lurking
Theboywhosucksdick: am I the only one who noticed that Dean a semus have not talked at all
RagingRedhead: ..... one second
Dean: it's because once things got weird I muted the chat. And semus broke his phone by dropping it down the stairs. But Slytherin people I think I speak for all of us when I say, sorry for treating like we have. Rt if you agree
Theboywhosucksdick: rt
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: rt
Ginny: rt
Luna: rt
Dean: rt -semus
RagingRedhead: rt
Gred: rt
Feorge: rt
Platinumbitch: what is this?
420blaiseit: positive emotions, support and love
Platinumbitch: disgusting
Platinumbitch:....
Platinumbitch: never let it end
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HOGWARTS BITCHES (Darry chatfic)
RomanceSet in the year 2018 when Dumbledore decides to finally put wifi in the castle. Hermione decides to make a gc for them and a few other griffindors for homework help although the twins decided to put it to a "better" use. I suck at summaries (WARN...
