-Chapter 1-

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Hermione has added Harry, Ron, Fred, Ginny, Neville, Gorge, Seamus, and Dean to untitled group chat

Hermione has set adimin privileges to public

Hermione has changed the chat name to Homework Help.

Hermione: Hello everyone! I made this chat for a few reasons. To celebrate Hogwarts FINALLY getting WiFi in the castle, to finally be able to use our phones during learning hours and have a better way to communicate about help with homework!

Fred: damm, you type really formally I need something funny after that message

Fred has changed Fred's name to Gred 

Fred has changed George's name to Feorge

Gred: That is much better

Hermione: I don't mind the name changes but if you change them please  keep your names at least appreciate AND KEEP THIS CHAT FOR SCHOOL HELP ONLY. 

gred: welp there goes my plans. To bad, buttttttttt......

Gred has changed Harry's name to Theboywhosucksdick

Hermione: I ask for SO LITTLE

Theboywhosucksdick: I mean it's true but you shouldn't say it...

Hermione: Harry your dead to me 

Ron: aren't you guys excited? I mean it's the year of the triwizard tournament?! 

Feorge: yes you and your totally non-crush on Viktor Krum 

Ron: FIGHT BE BITCH

Gred: yes fighting is a bitch Ron 

Ron: FUCK YOU FRED

Feorge: that's incest Ronald

Ron: HAHDHHFHDHRH

Feorge has changed Ron's name to RagingRedhead

RagingRedhead: bitch.

Theboywhosucksdick: GEORGE I LOVE THAT!

RagingRedhead: Harry like Hermione you are dead to me.

Gred:....

Hermione: Fred no. As this chats main admin I want you to not go through with whatever idea you just thought of.

Gred has changed Hermione's name to Bookmione 

Bookmione: I am actually fine with this. Thank you

Feorge has changed the chat name to Hogwarts Bitches!

Bookmione: BOYTH OF YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

RagingRedhead: boyth

Theboywhosucksdick: boyth

Feorge: boyth

Gred: boyth

Neville: I was in the greenhouse like a good fucking plant parent with my phone sounding like a fucking vibrator and I finally check it and I see this shit

Theboywhosucksdick has changed Neville's name to Nevillegonnagiveyouup

Nevillegonnagiveyouup: I am no longer angry, that you for blessing me you golden child.

Gred: are we gonna talk about how Neville called himself a quote, unquote "plant parent"

Nevillegonnagiveyouup: no 

Feorge: understandable have a nice day

RagingRedhead: anyways, triwizard tournament?

Theboywhosucksdick: YES. When are the other schools gonna come?

Bookmione: tomorrow I think

RagingRedhead: Yassssss Viktor Krum will be in my vicinity I can see him off the quddich field in person!

Gred: are we sure he isn't gay?

RagingRedhead: I'm bi fuck you!

Feorge: insest Ronald~

RagingRedhead has gone offline 

Bookmione: I am quite done with this @ me if you need anything important 

Bookmione: if you call me for some stupid reason I will shove my wand up your nose!

Bookmione has gone offline 

Nevillegonnagiveyouup: you know what would make this amazing?

Gred: what

Feorge: what?

RagingRedhead: what?

Theboywhosucksdick: what?

Nevillegonnagiveyouup has added 420blaiseit

420blaisit: yes Neville?

Nevillegonnagiveyouup: do the thing.

420blaiseit has added Draco to the chat

420blaiseit has changed Draco's name to platinumbitch

420blaiseit has removed platinumbitch's adimin privileges 

Platinumbitch: Blaise wtf

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