Hermione has added Harry, Ron, Fred, Ginny, Neville, Gorge, Seamus, and Dean to untitled group chat
Hermione has set adimin privileges to public
Hermione has changed the chat name to Homework Help.
Hermione: Hello everyone! I made this chat for a few reasons. To celebrate Hogwarts FINALLY getting WiFi in the castle, to finally be able to use our phones during learning hours and have a better way to communicate about help with homework!
Fred: damm, you type really formally I need something funny after that message
Fred has changed Fred's name to Gred
Fred has changed George's name to Feorge
Gred: That is much better
Hermione: I don't mind the name changes but if you change them please keep your names at least appreciate AND KEEP THIS CHAT FOR SCHOOL HELP ONLY.
gred: welp there goes my plans. To bad, buttttttttt......
Gred has changed Harry's name to Theboywhosucksdick
Hermione: I ask for SO LITTLE
Theboywhosucksdick: I mean it's true but you shouldn't say it...
Hermione: Harry your dead to me
Ron: aren't you guys excited? I mean it's the year of the triwizard tournament?!
Feorge: yes you and your totally non-crush on Viktor Krum
Ron: FIGHT BE BITCH
Gred: yes fighting is a bitch Ron
Ron: FUCK YOU FRED
Feorge: that's incest Ronald
Ron: HAHDHHFHDHRH
Feorge has changed Ron's name to RagingRedhead
RagingRedhead: bitch.
Theboywhosucksdick: GEORGE I LOVE THAT!
RagingRedhead: Harry like Hermione you are dead to me.
Gred:....
Hermione: Fred no. As this chats main admin I want you to not go through with whatever idea you just thought of.
Gred has changed Hermione's name to Bookmione
Bookmione: I am actually fine with this. Thank you
Feorge has changed the chat name to Hogwarts Bitches!
Bookmione: BOYTH OF YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
RagingRedhead: boyth
Theboywhosucksdick: boyth
Feorge: boyth
Gred: boyth
Neville: I was in the greenhouse like a good fucking plant parent with my phone sounding like a fucking vibrator and I finally check it and I see this shit
Theboywhosucksdick has changed Neville's name to Nevillegonnagiveyouup
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: I am no longer angry, that you for blessing me you golden child.
Gred: are we gonna talk about how Neville called himself a quote, unquote "plant parent"
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: no
Feorge: understandable have a nice day
RagingRedhead: anyways, triwizard tournament?
Theboywhosucksdick: YES. When are the other schools gonna come?
Bookmione: tomorrow I think
RagingRedhead: Yassssss Viktor Krum will be in my vicinity I can see him off the quddich field in person!
Gred: are we sure he isn't gay?
RagingRedhead: I'm bi fuck you!
Feorge: insest Ronald~
RagingRedhead has gone offline
Bookmione: I am quite done with this @ me if you need anything important
Bookmione: if you call me for some stupid reason I will shove my wand up your nose!
Bookmione has gone offline
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: you know what would make this amazing?
Gred: what
Feorge: what?
RagingRedhead: what?
Theboywhosucksdick: what?
Nevillegonnagiveyouup has added 420blaiseit
420blaisit: yes Neville?
Nevillegonnagiveyouup: do the thing.
420blaiseit has added Draco to the chat
420blaiseit has changed Draco's name to platinumbitch
420blaiseit has removed platinumbitch's adimin privileges
Platinumbitch: Blaise wtf
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HOGWARTS BITCHES (Darry chatfic)
RomanceSet in the year 2018 when Dumbledore decides to finally put wifi in the castle. Hermione decides to make a gc for them and a few other griffindors for homework help although the twins decided to put it to a "better" use. I suck at summaries (WARN...
