Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER
Taurus: Is this indigestion
Gemini: WHAT THE FUCK NO
Cancer: Not again
Leo: Ow Gawd
Virgo: No thanks
Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY
Scorpio: But why me tho
Sagittarius: okay but why
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this
Aquarius: Bye
Pisces: Fuck
