the 2 types of each sign

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Aries type one: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries type two: Cute little sunshine but can probably kill you with their hands

Taurus type one: Lazy couch potato

Taurus type two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini type one: Two faced serial killer

Gemini type two: Mood swingy sad human being

Cancer type one: really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer type two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo type one: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo type two: a little insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo type one: Super organized and germophobe 

Virgo type two: "Bruh have you seen my bed?"

Libra type one: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra type two: Netflix hoe

Scorpio type one: super sexy and emotional wreck

Scorpio type two: Funny and sarcastic assholes

Sagittarius type one: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius type two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn type one: workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn type two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius type one: God

Aquarius type two: Alien

Pisces type one: Crybaby and sensitive

Pisces type two: stoner and never talks about their feels

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