A Girls Guide 101

Social media:Captions and bios

So I decided to start this book with captions and bios for social media......so lets get to this shall we
Pardon my weirdness for this book
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I'm sure all of us are on one social media or another and we like posting pictures but can never really find the perfect caption which fits right so I'm here to help you guys with that. Your caption  can  either  be savage,cool,,love,flirty and many more
First of all some savage captions which I use:
SAVAGE CAPTIONS😲
My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you

Life goes on, with or without you

I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level

You cant do epic shit with basic people

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch😬

I am Fiji water. You are toilet water

Proof that I can do selfies better than you

Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands

Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.

If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will😧

Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.😏

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.😌
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.

I don’t need any part-time people in my life.

Exhale the bullshit.

I got it from my mama.

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.

CAPTIONS(NORMAL)

Watch more sunsets than netflix.

Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

I woke up like this.

I decide the vibe.

If we could only turn back time…

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

No one is you. That’s your power!

Got my coffee and donut.Escape the ordinary.

Sweeter than honey🍯

When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and your’re like ‘shit i don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!

A friend will always make you Smile, specially when you don’t want to…

Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.

Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

 You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie

This is to the Echos of our laughter.

The looks That we Share.

The never ending gossips and the Sudden amazing get aways.

This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.

Life isn’t perfect..But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

FUNNY CAPTIONS😛

Got back with my Ex…Box 360

Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.

Friday, my second favorite F word

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

When i was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The moment when she says you’re cute.

If we could only turn back time…

ME CAPTIONS

I don’t need your approval to be me.

Why chase you, when I am the catch!

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

If I were you, I would adore me.

Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.

I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!

I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

I was both loved and hated for being upfront.

But I was just being myself.I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

SUCCESS CAPTIONS

Don’t talk, just act.

Don’t say, just show.

Don’t promise, just prove.Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

Be honest.

Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.

Some Girls want superman but walk past clark kent everyday!

Good things come to those who hustle.

If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best-friend!

You can’t do epic shit with basic people!

Be self-starter.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

I didn’t come here to lose.

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

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Sorry guys I couldn't write a lot but this are what I have for now. When I get more I'll write. Pm me what next you want to see or comment below and kindly vote and follow me if it's not too much
I hope this helped you guys a lot
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