Lele aw baby they'll love u plus they're gonna be here for the next couple of days and we both leave for tour soon so to see me means u have to at least see my fam once
CalPal 💗 like are they staying at your house?
Lele cal i have 9 bedrooms of course what's the point of my house if they're not going to stay there?
CalPal 💗 um, to live?
Lele ...
CalPal 💗 ugh how are we going to have sex with your parents around
Lele is that all you're worried about lol pig
CalPal 💗 i mean not ALL im worried about but it's a valid worry i love having sex w you
Lele bitch me too the fuck
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they're staying on a different floor they won't hear us
CalPal 💗 lol you're not allowed to get on pinterest anymore and okay good im still scared to meet your family
Lele i think you'd prefer me on pinterest instead of tumblr 🍆 anyway stop being a pussy come over ill send pics
CalPal 💗 pics of your family?
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CalPal 💗 fuck babe i love that picture so much you look so fucking sexy aren't your parents there?
Lele :) i just finished taking a shower. they're downstairs
CalPal 💗 i might need a few mins before i come over that pic got me fucked up in a good way you're so naughty
Lele hurry up and come over im not sexting u
CalPal 💗 can we fuck after i meet your parents
Lele what the fuck of course also im listening to ghost of you and im crying it's so cute luke's voice is so good babe like your voice is so good too and it gets me wet n stuff but like luke's voice wowie and now you're singing fuck WE'RE TOO YOUNG TOO DUMB TO KNOW THINGS LIKE LOVE
CalPal 💗 babe calm down it's just a song
Lele fuck you don't come over i wish i could unsend my nude
CalPal 💗 nooo im sorry ill serenade you with ghost of you ❤️
Lele no cuz then ill full on sob how fucking dare u allow this sad ass song be put out in the world actually no it's so good im not mad
CalPal 💗 um can i still come over though
Lele yes my mum really wants to meet you so i can't let her down im so in my feels with your album though
CalPal 💗 did u listen to it in the shower lol
Lele yes i love hearing your voice it turns me on also i love how my hair was deadass in a towel and u said i looked sexy
CalPal 💗 okay one u getting off to my voice is like the hottest thing ever two i wasn't really looking at your hair but you're beautiful no matter what ❤️
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CalPal 💗 shit fuck goddamn i wish i could make that my lockscreen but like that'd be so weird
Lele if that pic is ever seen by any other human eye i will fucking murder u now come over im going to get dressed now
CalPal 💗 okay leaving in a few mins gotta take care of a problem real quick
Lele can't wait for u to look my dad in the eye after you've beat off to a nude of me
CalPal 💗 way to fucking ruin it
Lele lol what if at dinner im like daddy pass the salt and you both go for it HA okay im on twitter too much bye
CalPal 💗 fucking hell you're adorable and fucking weird
Lele yeah im the fucking weird one "daddy" bitch you're weird too
