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Anakin: Kenobi!

Obi-Wan: What.

Anakin: I'm a thief.

Obi-Wan: Why are you telling me this?

Anakin: Because I'm here to steal your heart.

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Me: Anakin, you have to return the candy bar you stole from the store tho.

Anakin: How'd you find out about that?

Me: I know everything...

Anakin: Well, f*ck.

Obi-Wan: Lolol. Wait you actually stole from someone?

Anakin: Told you I was a thief.

Me: Can someone call the police?

Anakin and Obi-Wan: No!!

*camera stops*

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