CONVERSATION WITH:
JEREMIAHNASH
pick up
pick up
pick up
PICK!
UP!
JEREMIAH!JEREMIAH
What is the matter with you??
It's literally 5AMJEREMIAH
And STOP CALLING ME THAT!
IT'S JERNASH
Ian and I broke up.JEREMIAH
You mean that two-faced
liar I've always told you
was flirting with other girls
behind your back?
Yeah, no, doesn't ring a bellNASH
Nice friend I have here.NASH
I'm kind of stuck at the bus stop.
It's raining
I don't have my jacket
Or my cap
Or my umbrella
Or my number one go-to friendNASH
If you still don't know who,
it's you, dummyJEREMIAH
Nash, you think my mom
is gonna magically hand me
my car keys for this?JEREMIAH
oh.
Turns out it is magic.
As soon as I mentioned your name, she pushed
me out the door
And told me to never return unless
I brought you homeJEREMIAH
OK, you get it.
On my wayNASH
Thanks 😗