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taeyong
NO REALLY I WASNT
LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF

yeona
aight, lemme get
a snack first

taeyong
but it wont take that long

yeona
great! looks like that
block is coming in
faster than expected

taeyong
OHGMFJRE PLEASE JUST
LET ME EXPLAING

yeona
go ahead

yeona
explaing to me

taeyong
i meant explain*

yeona
ladies and genitalman,
we are now one minute
away from being blocked

taeyong
sHIT OKAY SO LISTEN THERES THIS
GIRL I REALLY LIKE AND SHES IN A
FEW OF MY CLASSES AND I SEE HER
AROUND CAMPUS A LOT BUT IM
TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GO SAY
HI TO HER SO MY FRIENDS TOLD ME
I SHOULD JUST DM HER INSTEAD
AND THEY GAVE ME LESSONS AND
SHIT AND TOLD ME I SHOULD
PRACTICE ON A STRANGER SO I
JUST DM'ED A RANDOM GIRL WHICH
WAS YOU BUT I REALIZED THAT
WHATEVER I SENT WAS CREEPY AF
SO I FELT BAD AND THATS WHY I
WANTED YOU TO UNBLOCK ME SO I
COULD APOLOGIZE *bREATHES OUT*

yeona
damn

taeyong
so im really sorry :(

yeona
oh is that what you
were going on about?

yeona
i stopped after
the word listen

taeyong
oh my gerd

taeyong
seriously

yeona
nah im joking im no diCC

taeyong
you only succ dicc 😎💦

yeona
..............

taeyong
sorry........
pls continue

yeona
as i was about to say

yeona
....i guess i understand
errthing from your pov

yeona
although i do have to say
your friends gave you shit advice

taeyong
yeah :/

yeona
like really?? pick up lines???
cHEESY PICKUP LINES?????

yeona
like you should really do a
background check on the ppl you
dm those to bc sometimes they
could be lactose intolerant and die

taeyong
you cant die from being
lactose intolerant... can u?

yeona
yes bc i just did
when you dm'd me

taeyong
wELL THATS WHY IM
APOLOGIZING OKAY IM SORRY

yeona
eh... okay

taeyong
wait really??????

yeona
yeah

yeona
i accept your apology tea

taeyong
uH

yeona
hehe oops XD

taeyong
TEA

taeyong
BITCH DID YOU JUST
CALL ME TEA

yeona
sure did green tea

taeyong
i bET THAT BITCHASS
DOYOUNG TOLD YOU
TO CALL ME THAT

yeona
nah doodoo accidentally
slipped it out

taeyong
dOODOO IM

taeyong
im not mad anymore

yeona
oh i couldnt even tell you
were mad in the beginning

taeyong
lucky you

taeyong
so um... i was wondering....

yeona
yeaaa........

taeyong
if you could............

yeona
if i could...............................?

taeyong
if you could

yeona
bitch spill before i blocc

taeyong
if you couLD HELP ME WIN THE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS BECAUSE
SHE MAKES ME ALL SOFT INSIDE
AND SHES SO PRETTY AND SMELLS
LIKE VANILLA AND I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO HER WITHOUT CHOKING
ON MY SPIT PRETTY PLEASE
WITH A CHERRY BOMB ON TOP???

yeona
thats kinda cute
not gonna lie

yeona
a guy would never
say that about me
a girl can only dream

taeyong
so??? :3

yeona
yeah sure i guess

taeyong
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

yeona
on one condition

taeyong
um should i be worried

yeona
nahh

taeyong
okay then what is it?

yeona
can you tell that
doodoo guy to unblock me?

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