It had been a usual day in the kingdom of Asgard. Now that the sun had gone down, the bright planets were shining in the dark sky as Odin sat outside in the gome harden, staring off into the distance. He had been visiting the harden every day since that day. Odin convinces himself it's to honour Frigga, but deep down he knows he's just waiting for him.
A breeze of wind hit Odin's face, and he jerked his head to the side when he heard leaves rustling. Odin's heart was beating out of his chest, flashes of memory flew through his head like inevitable parasites. He jumped up from the bench and walked towards the trees in the harden.
He pushed away some branches and kept following the noises. Suddenly he stopped, because he realized he had no fucking idea where he was. He sighed 'Why would he even be here?'. Odin was about to turn back around when he felt a familiar branch brushing against his old crusty ass. ''Mmm... I'd recognize that branch ass touching from anywhere... Groot.''
Odin turned around to face the lover he had been regrowing after he fucked him too hard last time. Groot made a screeching noise, and Odin knew that meant he was excited. ''If you insist.'' Odin winked at Groot, and his face branch thingies turned a deeper shade of red wood. Groot bent down and shoved his ass in Odin's face or something kinky. Odin uwu'd and pulled down Groot's leg leaves. ''I am Groot ;)'' Groot moaned as he felt Odin's hard cock brush against his ass branches. Odin chuckled and his muscle memory took over. He pushed himself into Groot and started moving right away. ''Oooooo-oooh, brother.'' Odin screeched.
It took him back to when they were kids. Always playing together in the gome harden, like real siblings did. Groot got adopted into the family when Odin was just a little shit. Maybe that's what inspired Odin to adopt that shit of a blue baby Loki as well, who was now being a rebel and like doing rebel shit and stuff. Stuff with Thot. Odin was thinking of all that shit while he fucked Groot.
Groot screeched so hard Odin had to pull out. ''What is it, love?'' he whispered into Groot's eye. Groot grew a finger out of his ass and pointed towards the castle. Odin squinted, he saw his adult son Thot run around with a piece of shit following him. He sighed ''Ffs always the same with that fucking shit piece of fuck ice cunt.'' Odin pulled his skirt back up and stormed towards his Throne hall.
Thot was shitting on his throne and Loki was staring at his Britney poster, that was hanging in the throne room, yes. ''Loki get off my throne!1!1.'' Odin demanded and Loki turned his head in the most bitchy way ever. ''Uh, Thor's sitting on your throne, Odin, not m-'' Odin slapped him. Loki's wig flew off.
At that moment Groot walked in, without his ass leaves on. Thor gasped at the sight. ''Oh my GOD.'' he yelled. Odin sent his son and his failed son away to their chambers and called Groot over.
Groot got on Odin's lap as he sat on the throne. ''Will u marry me Groot?'' Odin rawr'ed into Groot's eye. Groot looked up, into his eyes. Odin felt his heartbeat speed up as Groot started gathering the words out of his large vocabulary. Odin waited expectedly. Groot opened his mouth to speak.
''Fuck no mf lol u crusty ass hoe, go give love to ur blue son, bitch.''
''jk lol ly odin ofc''
''I Am Groot**********************************"
And with that, Odin knew, everything was going to be okay.
