So here's college , the start of it all I went to go check my dorm out and see my new roommate as I unlocked the door I see a guy sitting on the edge of a bed on his phone.
"Um excuse me what are u doing here ?"
He looks up and and HOLY SHIT ITS THE SCHOOLS BIGGEST FUCKBOY !"What do u mean what am I doing here I'm ur new roommate dumbass." He said in a annoyed tone. "Oh.." he then went back to his phone ! No ! It ! Can't ! Be !