Fighters of Life {REMASTERED}

Episode 1 - The Fighter's of Life Association

From all around the base, sirens rang out like crazy giving an official category 6.7 Monster Warning, calling only the strongest of units to go out and challenge the beast. Cone Head, a Cone Headed Warrior, ran out with four other soldiers and his commander. They ran through the fields and saw the giant behemoth closing in, it had over 1700 eyes all over its body and it fire energy beams from each one of them, as if that wasn't enough it also had 5 large gaping mouths from which hurled out large chunks of rock coated in thick layers of stomach acid. The Monster turned towards their direction and fired an acidic comet into the ground, Cone Head and the commander dodged while 2 of the 4 soldiers were smashed underneath as the 2 still alive burned away from the acid. Cone Head and his Commander ran as the acids absorbed the ground beneath them and spread across the field fast. Cone Head found a speeder lodged underneath a fallen tree and ran in for it as his Commander kept on running not realizing that Cone Head changed paths. Cone Head tried lifting the tree but couldn't and he called his Commander for help, the commander turned only now noticing how far separated the two were from each other, he shouted to Cone Head HEY! YOU IDIOT, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?! Before Cone Head could even respond the acid caught up to his Commanders feet and it burned through the sole of his shoes and the skin on each foot. Cone Head watched from a distance as his Commander was engulfed by the acid, all to be interrupted by a high-pitched squeak. The acid had caught up to Cone Head as well and the speeder screeched as its titanium metal was being melted and reformed into a puddle. The tree Cone Head stood on quickly disintegrated from the acidic fields, there was no hope Cone Head was certainly about to die, sizzling from the acids beneath. He closed his eyes and screamed for help but no one was coming, he screamed again and again for help, crying as the snapping sounds of the acids grew louder and closer. Suddenly beyond Cone Head's comprehension he mysteriously somehow blinked from one place to another further away from the acid fields. As Cone Head questioned what just happened, a voice asks him a question from behind. "So. Is that the monster. Kid." asked a tall skinny man. He had a sandy blonde bowl cut and was wearing a green v-neck shirt with mahogany colored pants, a blue aura resonated from his body and his eyes had a bright silver tone to them. Cone Head answers yes to the man with a bewildered tone as if he had just woken up from a coma. The man then vanished in a flash, Cone Head felt heavy winds explode from the spot the man was just standing as all of a sudden the Monster burst into a tsunami of blood and guts, as well as the acid from before. It all aimed downward toward the ground but a blue blur spun around the wave of body fluids and whirled it all into space as a tornado of blood and vomit. Cone Head saw the same man from before land from above, he rushed over asking if he just killed the monster. The man replied "Yes. I am. That punk didn't stand a single chance." Cone Head couldn't believe what just happened despite him seeing it with his own eyes. He asked more questions, "Who are you? Are you a secret weapon of our military force? AND WHERE DID YOU GET THIS POWER FROM!?!" To that the man replied "The names Shaggy. Ultra Instinct Shaggy to be exact. I'm from the Universal-Wide Association known as the Fighter's Of Life. I'm one of the higher ranking Fighters. S Tier Rank 4 to be exact." Cone Head scratched his head, "The Fighter's of Life? What do you guys do Fight for life? You guys a money-grubbing business or something?" "The Fighter's of Life Association is an association that stops anyone who plots to kill all life. Whether they mean in a city. On a planet. Or even all life in the Universe. If you wanna join just go to any nearby FOLA Port. I'm sure your Planet has one, Kid." Ultra Instinct Shaggy then flew off into space, leaving Cone Head to his thoughts.

After earning praise, medals, trophies, honors awards, and millions of Cone-Bucks for allegedly killing off the Monster that invaded his planet, Cone Head asked his General if he can retire early for his heroic victory against the Monster. When his General refused, he began to fake injuries both physically and mentally, but every time he was always proven to be just fine by the doctors. It became so bad that Cone Head now has agents keeping eyes on him at all times. Until one day when Cone Head managed to formulate the perfect plan, he convinced his general to use his millions of Cone Bucks to attempt to build the first space craft. All was going well and a prototype was even created and left inside the hangar to show off to the King, unfortunately however once the King heard that it can enter space he order for it to be destroyed. The Cone culture of the Cone World was simply put strict, the world was maintained by a King who was more powerful than everyone else on the planet, due to greed and narcissism he believed that he was the reincarnation of the Legendary Cone Headed Omni-God, Paalthazaar. Anyone who disobeyed his commands and morals was to die by his word, one of his most strict policies being the law against space travel. Cone Head only ever wanted to join the Fighter's of Life, but not only for a better future, but to alert them about the cruelty of his planet's. Cone Head wanted to free his Planet from the greedy self-proclaimed demi-god. He knew when he saw UI Shaggy that the King would've surely fallen to his knees and freed the people, however Cone Head also knew that he'd never alert them if he can't get into space. He needed to act fast and find the prototype and leave the planet.

Cone Head sneaked into the hangar containing the Prototype only a day before it was to be destroyed. Cone Head slowly but surely took down each and every guard in the facility, Cone Head was in the clear until. SLAM a brute warrior by the name Cone Tail slammed Cone Head through the wall. Cone Head got up and blocked the next tail swipe, "Cone Tail get out of my way!" shouted Cone Head, one step away from saving his planet. No said Cone Tail, "You truly believe that I have a problem with our lord's strict policies on this world. Had it not been for him killing off all the stronger warriors I never would've raised to such a rank and I wouldn't have ended up as rich as I am now. Besides let's not forget that I'm stronger than you Cone Head, I don't care if you killed that Monster if you did it THEN SO COULD I!" Cone Tail wrapped his tail around Cone Head's arm and swung him into a gas tank covering Cone Head in Gasoline. Cone Tail then threw a Blitz Bomb at the tank as Cone Head charged in and tackled down Cone Tail, the fire followed the trail of gasoline left behind from Cone Head and set the two of them on fire Cone Head ran and used a fire extinguisher while Cone Tail set off the fire alarm. :"YOU IDIOT!" shouted Cone Head as the alarms alerted everyone of the situation. Cone Head ran for the prototype as Cone Tail put himself out with the sprinklers above, Cone Head started up the prototype and flew off but Cone Tail managed to latch onto the back. As Cone Head burst through the ceiling, the security systems fired at the prototype, Cone Tail held onto the prototype with his tail as he slammed the glass with his fists more and more cracking the glass more and more. The hell-storm of bullets and beams cancelled as suddenly a giant fist smashed the prototype to the ground, Cone Head crawled out of the rubble as Cone Tail looked up on his knees as if he was begging someone for something, then Cone Head regained his hearing.  "Cone Tail my trusted 2nd strongest Warrior, you dare hitch a ride with a convict to leave this planet TOO!!!" said the Cone King, Cone Tail pleaded for mercy, "NO WAIT! You got the wrong idea I was trying to stop hi- No. NO PLEASE NO!!!" The Cone King smashed Cone Tail underneath his fist breaking up the ground beneath and destroying every hangar in sight, the force of the punch sent the destroyed prototype and Cone Head into the air.

Cone Head landed on the ground bleeding like crazy as the Cone King began to speak. "Cone Head? You? You're the one who planned this escape, my most powerful warrior?... I see. So now that you know that you have the capability to take down powerful Monsters, you think you can leave this place and form your own planetary kingdom and challenge my own. You're unworthy of freedom Cone Headed Warrior, even you lack the power to defeat a demi-god such as myself. You've made a grave error in your plots against me and NOW YOU SHALL MEET YOUR DEMISE!" The Cone King went in for a final blow to kill off Cone Head, but then all of a sudden. Cone Head once again somehow flashed from one spot to the next. It was Ultra Instinct Shaggy, he had returned. UI Shaggy looked at Cone Head, "Jeez kid. How many Monsters does your planet have? This place stinks." UI Shaggy put down Cone Head and flew up to the Cone King's face. "Hey punk. You're not the first Monster that's been here. Leave before I make you look like him." The Cone King looks at UI Shaggy, "Alien creature. You're mistaken for I am no Monster. I was simply born with an abnormality that intensified my growth during childhood. Nonetheless how DARE YOU speak that way to me!" "I Speak to anyone any way I want shithead. Now back off you're pissing me off. Punk." The Cone King enraged, threw a full power left hook at UI Shaggy and yet suddenly when his fist collided, his hand and lower arm exploded and disintegrated from the heat coming from UI Shaggy's aura. The Cone King fell back screaming in agony, shouting at UI Shaggy. "DAMN YOUUUUUUUU! DAMN YOUR ASSOCIATION! DAMN YOU FIGHTER'S OF LIFE! I AM A DEMI-GOD! I REIGN SUPREME AND YOU DARE TAKE THAT TITLE FRO-!" Before he could finish, UI Shaggy kicked his face in. An explosion of blood showered all over the forest. "I ain't cleanin' that one up. Punk." Just as UI Shaggy prepared to set off Cone Head shouted at him from below. "WAAAAIIIIIT!" UI Shaggy looked back at Cone Head, "I wan't to become a Fighter of Life and I have no way of reaching any ports. So please take me to one so I can join the fight!" UI Shaggy looked down and sighed, he levitated towards the ground and told Cone Head to hold on tightly. Cone Head simply grabbed onto UI Shaggy's hand as suddenly they boom into near light-speeds towards the nearest FOLA Port.