texting taehyung

✎|15

「when he adds you into the bts group chat」

kookie = jungkook
joonie = namjoon/rap monster
cutie jin = jin
mochi = jimin
cute grandpa = yoongi/suga
sunshine = hoseok/jhope
and obviously taetae is taehyung

may 5th, 10:47 pm

—

taetae added y/n to the chat

joonie:
sO let me get this straight, jimin found a spider on his wall, then ran to yoongi's room,
screamed, and then he said "THE SPIDER IS GOING TO CRAWL INTO MY DREAMS AND GET ME, KILL IT YOONGI!"

mochi:
okAY THAT DIDNT EXACTLY HAPPEN

sunshine:
im pretty sure i heard you scream, i was in the kitchen getting some water.

mochi:
okay maybe it happened, bUT COME ON THE SPIDER LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO
EAT ME!

cutie jin:
jimin, you're literally ten times bigger than it.

kookie:
maybe 5 times bigger, he's a midget ya know.

cute grandpa:
you do know that y/n was added into the group chat a few minutes ago, right?

mochi:
whAt?

joon:
wait how much did she see?

kookie:
really?

mochi:
SHE SAW NAMJOON SAY I SCREAMED OVER A SPIDER, NOOOO THIS IS HORRIBLE.

taetae:
no need to freak out

mochi:
easy for you to say

you:
don't worry jimin, i once saw taehyung cry his heart out over a k-drama

cutie jin:
can't blame him, k-dramas are really emotional

mochi:
really? HAHAHAHHA what a dork jsjjuqh

sunshine:
that's old news, i cry with him during the shows 24/7

taetae:
TRAITOR! and i wasn't crying :/

you:
taehyung, you cried so much that you used all of the tissues and had to use me as a one.

joon:
well this just got interesting

cute grandpa:
wow, sorry y/n.

sunshine:
hey is your shirt okay?

you:
yeah it's fine

cutie jin:
taehyung aPoloGiZe to y/n right now.

taetae:
im not going to -_-

cute grandpa:
come on do it, ill go get my camera.

you:
dang it i should've recorded him crying ;-;

taetae:
hOw dArE yOu sAY THAT!
and im not going to apologize because of that

kookie:
you don't want to be scolded by jin again, do you?

mochi:
eh i don't really care if he gets scolded, he stole my ice cream and it's what he deserves for teasing me :')

taetae:
IM LEAVIN

taetae is now offline

cutie jin:
im going to find that boy

you:
he's so dead

mochi:
im just gonna watch peacefully

sunshine:
ill get the popcorn!

—

dewygguk is calling...

"i don't understand this chapter
i-it's weird."

dewygguk ended the call.