✓ | VALENTINE ── David Dobrik

01. stuffed crust or no deal

VALENTINE
CHAPTER ONE

❝ VLOG SQUAD ❞

heath
I HAVE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT!!

zane
OMG WHAT
IS IT BABY?!

liza
well,, we're waiting...

david
what's going on?

heath
MY BABY SISTER
IS MOVING TO LA!!!

toddy
hold up,
you have a sister??

corinna
dude wtf
why have you
never told us?

heath
because she's too pure
to be ruined by you guys.
she's literally my favourite
person in the world

zane
wow.
and do i mean
nothing to you?

heath
ofc you do baby,
but she's my baby sister

josh
what does she look like?

alex
oh god. all im picturing is
heath in a wig

david
haha same

jeff
is she hot?

heath
ffs jeff! this is why I never
told anyone

liza
what's she doing
here in la?

heath
she said it's to peruse
her music career,
but i think it's really
because she misses me ;)

scotty
i doubt it, you're
pretty annoying

heath
shut up scott

jason
well, I'm excited
to meet her

liza
where is she staying?

heath
she's staying with
me for a couple of days
before she moves
into her new apartment

heath
two of her friends
are coming too

jeff
are they hot too?

heath
i'm just gonna ignore you

corinna
what's her insta?
I wanna see her

heath
figure it out for yourselves
i've got to go ;)

jeff
well, that was rude

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❝ HOT HOES ❞

valentine
have you guys almost
finished packing yet?

sadie
yuh, i'm all done

diana
yeah i literally
just finished

valentine
good
because i need help

valentine
meet me at mine in 10?

diana
that's so much effort tho

sadie
what's in it for us?

valentine
the chance to
help out a friend?

diana
hmmmm

sadie
try again

valentine
uhhh, fine i'll buy us
pizza tonight

sadie
DEAL

diana
alright, but it's
stuffed crust or no deal

valentine
yes yes

valentine
just please help me

sadie
omw

diana
me too 🤪