Memes??

CQ:DCE VOL. 6

I volunteer at a day camp in our local park. We have 37 kids and 3 volunteers. The youngest is 4, the oldest is 11. These are quotes from day 16

(We had a free day in the pool today)

"Its the fuzz!"

"I will bite you."

"Fight me you noodle."

"Nooooo."

"Haha Abby has boobies."

(I have doodles all over me, such as 24601 on my left forearm, The Truth is Out There on my left palm, Good Vibes on my inner left ankle, the P!ATD, FOB, MCR and TOP logos on my right shin.)

"Abby, why do you have a number on your arm?" "SHE'S A MURDERER!!"

"God vines?"

"I am very moist."

"I wanna go get a gwink."

Some from Tye, Karrie, and I

"Sweet home fuck my liiife."

"Oh shit he's drowning."

"I'm going to drown someone I swear to god."

"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SLIDE?"

"Fuck this song."

"Dammit Tyler that's why we don't go in the deep end."

(Karrie, Tye and I roll out shirts up to be crop tops) "I'm a boss ass bitch." "Bitch." "Bitch." "Bitch." "Bitch." "Bitch." "Bitch."

"I'm not high enough for this shit." "You say that a lot." "I'm really not."

"I chimed in, haven'tyoupeopleeverheard of, closing the goddamn fridge door?"

"Is this one ours?" "Hell if I know."

(Lifts random child out of pool) "Wait you aren't Tyler." (FUCKING DROPS KID BACK INTO WATER)

(@bird) "Hello bitch."

"Fuck the parks and rec department!" "Tye we are parks and rec." "shit."

"Fucking kids."

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

"Hi welcome to hell." "Tye we're at day camp." "Same difference."

(Sobbing) "WHY'D PARKER HAVE TO DIE??" "IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS ABBY LET IT GO."

"Fuck."

(I forgot to publish this on time?l