CQ:DCE Vol.2

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by im_your_new_gay_dad

by im_your_new_gay_dad

                                    
                                              I SWEAR TO GOD I HIT THE PUBLISH BUTTON TWO DAYS AGO.
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I volunteer at a day camp in our local park. We have 37 kids and 3 volunteers. The youngest is 4, the oldest is 11. These are quotes from day two.
                          "Girls!! I'm ready!!"
                          "The Hunger Games but with bees."

                          "Suck my pee-pee."
                          "That bee has nice thighs."
                          (Bees mating on video) "So that's why dad called it the birds and the bees!"
                          "I'm 4 foot short."
                          "I'll give you my milk for your praise."
                          (Our presenter today talked about bees and it was boring so I wrote down some from Tye[22], Karrie [19] and I [15].) 
                          "DON'T BITE HIM THERE!!"
                          (During lunch break) "I'm going to cut a bitch."
                          "If I have to sun-block one more child  I will spray someone in the eyes."
                          "How about duck duck no."
                          "Time for grub punks."
                          "TYLER I SWEAR TO GOID!"
                          "I should've volunteered at the law building."
                          "This is why I still smoke weed."
                          "You don't want milk? Then drink the blood of your enemies."

                          (I won't do these every day because I have to do real work 51% of the time)


                          Thanks beans! Bye!