jamestdean
1 hour ago
-puts on lipstick and draws on my face-
Fabulous. Like you.
xiCarmenx
1 hour ago
Ohmygod.
jamestdean
1 hour ago
-wears slutty clothes-
But I'm so slutty, Carmen
xiCarmenx
1 hour ago
Of course because you've barely been online and/or in my newsfeed.
jamestdean
1 hour ago
Am I the slut in your news feed?
-bats eyes and poses-