A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said,
"Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not
appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have
to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
The following Sunday,
the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his
father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said,
"Okay, just whisper in my ear."
FUNNY REAL SIGNS
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the
fastest.
A sign on a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your
home."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in
multi-packs."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They
won't last an hour!"
In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."
Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!"
Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed
up."
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)."
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When
they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his
grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa!" he says excitedly, "As soon as
Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his
grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as
you croak, we're going to Disneyland!!!"
The devil didn't really go down to Georgia, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked
him and he ended up there.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he
turns into Chuck Norris.
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