Perrie: and he sure as fuck needs a smack every now & then
Perrie: hahahahahah
Zayn’s staring so intently at the screen that he barely notices when Louis sneaks up beside him, yanks one big earphone off and screams into his ear.
"Fuck!" Zayn yells, shoving him off and his laptop shut at the same time.
Louis grins, wrapping his arms around Zayn’s head and licking his ear. Disgusting, he is. Zayn squirms away.
"What are you doing?" Louis says. "You watching porn?"
"No, dickhead, I was talking to Perrie," Zayn says, gruff, and Louis sits down next to him on the sofa, wriggling a little to get closer.
"Lemme say hi to the missus," Louis says, nuzzling into Zayn’s shoulder. Across the room, Liam’s deeply engaged in his game, his face still red from Louis’ attacks.
"No," Zayn says firmly. He’d rather jump out the bus window than open his laptop right now and let Louis see what they were talking about.
"Come onnnn," Louis says. "What, are you having cybersex? Unghhh. Perrie. I fancy your tits. Send a pic." The last bit’s done in a truly terrible Yorkshire accent, and Zayn shoves him away, laughing despite himself.
"Gerroff, perv," he says, tickling Louis’ hip, and Louis squeaks and kicks out.
"Fine, but this isn’t a surrender,” he says, smacking at the flat of Zayn’s stomach over his shirt. “Just so you know.”
"Alright," Zayn says, nodding, sardonic. "You tell yourself that, babes."
Louis flips him off and goes back to harassing Liam.
Zayn breathes out shakily and cautiously opens the laptop again.
Zayn: sorry he just jumped on me, had to close the comp
Perrie: so he’s not mad??
Zayn: guess not
Perrie: u can still give him a smack ;)
Perrie: if u want to.
Zayn: ????
Perrie: you always write ??? but u always know exactly what i mean
Perrie: u know the tour rules bebz
Perrie: have u ever thought about it?
Zayn: stop
Perrie: you’re the one who started on about his jiggly arse
Perrie: was it reaaaally jiggly??
Perrie: send me a photo of his bum right now
Zayn: no
Perrie: do it or we’re breaking the engagement
Zayn: u know that stops being believable when u use it every 2 min
Perrie: fine, do it or i’ll release those photos i took of u with knickers on
Zayn: those are on MY phone. also u would never
Perrie: ugh i have to do everything around here
Zayn: ???
Zayn: actually
Zayn: babe
Zayn: where r u
He rolls his eyes, flops his head back against the sofa, kicking at Liam’s leg as Liam walks past him into his bunk, says, “Goin’ to bed.”
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Zouis One Shots
FanfictionHere is Zouis one shots. Smut and fluff. I noticed there wasn't a lot of Zouis so I made this.
Male Bonding or Whatever
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