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season 1 episode 4 applebuck season

Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on.

Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.

Big McIntosh: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack: Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Applejack: Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?

Big McIntosh: But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...

Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself.

[gulps]

[theme song]

Applejack: Well I better get kickin'. These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. Hey! Oh no.

Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!

[cows mooing]

[ponies panicking]

Sweetie Drops: Stampede!

[ponies panicking]

Pinkie Pie:

[laughter]

Hey...!

[vibrating]

This makes my voice sound silly!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?! Run!

Mayor Mare: Everypony calm down. There is no need to panic.

Y/n: what is.....HOLY APPLESAUS HOW MANY COWS!?

Rarity: But Mayor, whatever shall we do?

Rainbow Dash: Look there!

Applejack: YEEHAW![ponies cheer]

Applejack: Move aside, Winona. Put 'em up, girl!

Y/n: yo Aj need help?

Applejack: yeah follow winona help her!

Y/n: ok!

Winona:

[barking]

Rarity:

[moan]

Pinkie Pie: This is the best rodeo show I've ever seen.

[eats popcorn]

Applejack: Come on, little dogies and ponie! Turn!

[whistle]

Winona y/n, put 'em up! Ha hah! Gotcha.

[grunt]

Winona: [bark]

Y/n: Yee haw!

Applejack: Attagirls.