Chapter 4: Nope

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So with that, Hartman went back to the basement.

"Alright, Private Pennywise, what's up?"

"I hit a wall." The clown said.

"You hit a wall! Nice. Don't care."

Pennywise rode the electric scooter around the basement.

"Wait a second. Put your weapon down right now."

"Nope."

"Put it down. I put mine down."

Hartman paused. He was unarmed.

"Alright, then. I'll put mine down."

Pennywise rode over to him.

"What do you want?" The Sergeant asked.

"Let's race. Whoever wins, will get to kill the other person."

It was at this moment that Hartman knew... He had to reconsider his options.

"You know what? Nope!"

He picked up his gun again, but Pennywise protested again.

"C'mon, c'mon! Please? Wanna just try?"

"But you have a scooter." Hartman said.

"You got one too."

Uh oh. He was busted.

"Shall we settle this outside?"

"Nope."

"Aww, c'mon. Pleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee?"

After a long pause, Sergeant Hartman knew exactly what to say.

"Imded."

Dramatically, he fell to the ground, and unbeknownst to Pennywise, he teleported.

Meanwhile, Terra, Aqua, Ventus, Georgie, and Bill stood waiting.

Of course, they had quite an amount of time left, but they waited silently. At one point in time, Bill decided to turn on the TV, and they were in for an interesting surprise.

On the screen, was the news. And on the news, was a speech from a famous inventer, Tony Stark. He was looking at his cards, waiting for the audience's attention.

"The truth is....... I am Iron Man."

The crowd errupted with shouts and cheers.

"What happened here?" Aqua asked.

"Ap-pparently there was activity in Calif-fornia of a man in an iron suit saving the w-world. I-,I guess that's the guy."

"Wait, didn't his dad invent the atomic bomb?" Terra asked.

"Yeah." Bill replied.

"Woah, I think I know what we can do."

When Terra told them his plan, they all collectively replied,

"Nope."

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