Potato Soup [BL]

Prologue

Death by kinder egg. How grand.

"End of the book? End of the book your sister!" Edgar was pissed, no no that was an understatement— Edgar was r e a l l y pissed.

Think about a turtle that just got flipped over and was now lying four legs in the air as his friends laughed at him whilst making no attempt to help. Take that experience, make it into a feeling and that's how pissed Edgar was.

"Author!! I am going to find your sister and eat her math exams!" An accurate representation of Edgars mood right now would be:

(c" ತ,_ತ) + ('；ω；｀)

Ed had been following an online novel for two years religiously— he would get a notification that his author had updated and drop everything.

Oh what I have my cousins play recital to go to? Sorry but Magic Coffee has updated. Oh I have an important interview? Sorry but Magic Coffee has updated. Thousands of baby potato's will die if I don't spend two minutes of my time eating mash potato? Sorry but Magic Coffee has updated.

This had been Edgars life for two years and this is how his author repays him! With this 'it was all just a dream' ending!

Edgar was pissed.

So what does one do when one is pissed? Write a bunch of angry comments of course!

Heavy breathing and furious typing could be heard from Edgars room as he threw insult after insult at this frustrating author and their lazy ending choice!

'I hope you fall down the stairs and land in a pool of Lego!'

'I hope every time you put on a pair of socks you step in some water that has magically appeared on your kitchen floor!'

'I hope that every time you go to make a cup of tea all of the milk is gone!'

'£&%#^* your sister!'

'£&@"{#% anD then I hoPe yOu @&£@&&£%%%#%'

After successfully spamming the author with over fifty angry comments and reading the thousands of other angry readers comments Ed finally stood from his chair satisfied.

Making his way to the small kitchen that was connected to the living room, Edgar pulled his phone out to check the replies on his comments— while reading a couple of fellow angry readers replies that agreed with him Edgar smiled glad that he weren't alone with his feelings.

Looking around for something to eat he spotted a lone kinder egg next to his sink. Not thinking twice about how suspicious it was that there was just a lone kinder egg next to his sink Ed just made his was over to the childish treat as he continued to read comments.

As he had the kinder egg against his mouth Edgar noticed that the author had replied to one of his comments— 'woah no need to be a dick and bring Lego into this'

Breathing in out of surprise Edgar then proceeded to choke on the kinder egg as it lodged itself in his throat.

Well shit— the last though that entered Edgars mind as he slowly faded into unconsciousness due to asphyxiation.

Death by kinder egg. How grand.

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