Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut

~7 3/4?~

Connor- ...when was the last time that you have ran a diagnostic check?

Y/n- oh fuck me

Rk900 has logged on

Rk900- Gladly.

Rk900 has logged off

North- uh, who was that?

Y/n- someone who wants to fuck me I think.....WHICH I'LL GLADLY FUCKIN ACCEPT

Simon- that's...odd

Markus- Right, Connor, do you have a 'brother'?

Connor- I'm not sure, I am only a prototype, CyberFuck probably upgraded another version of me.

Y/n- LMAOOOO

North- that's a nice name, I like it

Simon- so do I

Markus- We should be slightly nicer to the place that literally created us.

Connor- I didn't say CyberFuck. I said CyberFuck.

Y/n- who messed with my baby's autocorrect?

Markus- ???

North- idk

Simon- still not sure what you meant by sub

Connor- It's not that big of a problem, it's y'all should fuck the shit outta my wires.

Y/n- that's....detailed....

North- I CANT BREATH

Connor- ...all I said was it's f i n e. But now I guess not.

Markus- How did 'fine' change to that?

Definitely Bottom- that doesn't make sense

West- lol u totally r a bottom

Soft boi- I thought your name was North

Van Gogh- Why did your names change? Y/n?

Sexy- for once it wasn't me

West- hey y r u 'sexy'

Sexy- bc I am sexy lmao

Soft boi- y/n, I don't understand. Soft...boi?

Definitely Bottom- is nobody going to question my name?

Van Gogh- Maybe it was that 'Rk' android.

Soft boi- I am Rk800.

West- he meant 900

Soft boi- oh.

Definitely Bottom- seriously? Nobody?

Sexy- welp. Connor ur an investigator, figure it osiajabdixbsiwka

Sexy has been disconnected.

Soft boi- WHERES Y/N

West- idk, can't u trace the skswksbdnxslw

West has been disconnected.

Van Gogh- Connor? Where did they gkdieyeurjfbxnx

Van Gogh has been disconnected.

Soft boi- where did you guys go...

Definitely Bottom- uh, I'm still here

Soft boi- y/n, please come back, I can't...I can't trace you.

Definitely Bottom- ugh nvm

Definitely Bottom has logged off

Rk900 has logged on.

Rk900- sry little bro

Connor- what?

Rk900- had to get them to leave, hurray, they're gone

Connor- no, I meant 'what' because you called me 'little bro', but I was created before you

Rk900 has sent an audio file.

Connor- I don't get it.

Rk900- it's the windows...thing...nvm

Connor- Also why did you say you were going to 'fuck' my girlfriend?

Rk900- WAIT YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?! AND SHES SEXY???

Rk900.exe has stopped working

Connor- ???

Amanda has logged on.

Amanda- Connor, I thought I gave you orders. So why are you aidswhkvsykvcfj

Amanda has been disconnected

Rk900- bitch can suck my ass smh

Connor- Sorry, what?

Rk900- I've been uploaded w/ human texting slang pretty recently tbh so I'm tryna keep it chill so u understand me

Connor- where's y/n?

Rk900- at home with a pint of ice cream......wanna share her?

Connor- what? Uh not really, I'm working.

Rk900- but ur down for the idea then?

Connor- No, she's mine.

Rk900- we're basically the same person, so let's do this

Connor- Touch her, and I'll kill you.

Rk900- hey I said I'm down to share smh

Connor- And I said no.

Rk900- ...not even at the same time?

Connor- What's that supposed to mean?

Rk900- wow I really am smarter than you, meet me at y/n's house ;)

Connor- If you touch her, I swear I'll rip your arms off.

Rk900 has logged off

Connor has logged off

Group chat has been disconnected.

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I'm not rly a big fan of chat rooms but there u go. I hate it. But okie. And on the bright side I thought of an amazing storyline idea so yee...Also I made this a while ago in case I got writers block and I wasn't gonna publish it but I'm having trouble finishing the other three oneshots that r a WIP soooo yeah....it was either I post this or a short were everyone dies....don't ask....and now to try and not step on any cellos 😅