HEY YOU
YEAH YOU
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TOILET PAPER THAT CAN REALLY MAKE YOUR ANUS SHINE
THEN USE OUR NEW PRODUCT, THE "POOGONE" PAPER
ONE WIPE WITH THAT AND YOUR ANUS WILL SHINE SO MUCH IT'LL BLIND THE TOILET
DON'T USE REGULAR bLAND TOILET PAPER WHEN YOU CAN REALLY SPICE THINGS UP
WE ASKED OUR LOCAL PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK OF POOGONE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE SAID:
Cabbage roll son of a bitch: This made my ass so sparkly n shiny that it turned my husband gay
Linda Noodle Sauce: I got my poogone in the color shit brown so I don't have to look at how dirty mah anus was
No chest no sex guy: HELLO, AYM LUUKING FUR EH GYURFRIEND TO HAVE SEX WIT ME, WATCH MOOVIE WIT ME AND USE THIS TOIYLET PAPUR WIT ME
Chad: it makes ya stronger
YOU HEARD IT PEOPLE
AND WHEN YOU TAKE THAT BIGGEST DUMP AFTER EATIN ALL THAT TACOBELL CHIPOTLE SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE FEBREZE, OR PUT POLICE TAPE AROUND THE WHOLE BATHROOM
ONLY $2.20 FO THIS SPARKLY ASS POOGONE FO WHEN YOU DO THE NUMBER 2
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RANDOM COMMERCIALS
HumorHOIIII ALYSSA HERE SO Chloe and I do this thing, we take a random place or thing and make a "commercials" We don't know how we started this, it's just something we started and it's entertaining to us. Maybe it'll be entertaining for you, or not, ya...
