DOLLAR GENERAL

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*slams fists on table*
WARTHOG












STEP ON DOWN FUCKER MOTHERS, ITS DOLLAR GENERAL.
GENERAL OF THE DAMN DOLLAR.

FOOD?
WE GOT IT

DRINKS?
WE GOT IT

TOYS?
WE GOT IT

TOYS YOU STICK UP YOUR-
WE GOT TOYS YOU COULD PROBABLY USE FOR THAT.

SHOES?
WE GOT THAT SHIT TOO

CLOTHES?
FUCK YEAH WE DO

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIMME THE FORMUOLI
NANANA
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIMME THE DEATH I DESERVIOLI

CARS?
WE GOT HOT WHEELS
DAYUUUUMM GET ALL THE COOCHIE AND DICK WITH DAT SHIT
OR ASS, ALOT OF PEOPLE WANT ASS TOO

DOLLAR GENERAL
NOT DOLLAR TREE
DON'T COMPARE US TO THAT

THIS SHIT AND THEIR SHIT
THATS LIKE COMPARING FUCKIN GUCCI AND WALMART

EW DISGUSTED

No- Hush- Jimmy shush-
JIMMY DONT YOU STEP FOOT IN THAT DOLLAR TREE

UUuGh DISGUST
HOW COULD YOU
YOU DIRTY DIRTY BASTARD YOU
JUST BECAUSE DEY GOT THAT CHEAP ASS FOOD DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHTS

I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
I JUST
CANT
EW

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