Rants and Writer's Block

Writer's Block Part 1

AN: Hey kookycrafters! Guess who. Just_A_Pig here, This entry was once in "Mini Minecraft Stories" but not anymore. This book was made especially for when I absolutely cannot update because I either have writer's block or a new reason to rant. Please those of you who commented on this entry in "Mini Minecraft Stories," can you please recomment what you wrote before. Thanks. Oh and the actual name for the writer's block part will be written in bold italics below the AN.

Adventures of a Noob!

*First time playing minecraft on the computer*

Steve joined the game, the chat read (I was using my friend's account so I'm not going to say the player name.) I was spawned on a tree in a small island forest. I heard barking and I saw a white mob cross my screen. I jumped down from the tree and lost a couple hearts. I saw many of the white animals and I was really nervous.

I slowly approached one and saw that it looked like a dog. "Cool! It's a cute little puppy!" I say excited because the mob was being nice to me. I walk closer to it a bit faster than I was before, not nervous anymore.

"I wonder what would happen if I hit it," I said shyly to myself. I shift up to the dog and smack it when I'm close enough. It's eyes turn blood red and it lets out a vicious growl. I scream at the top of my lungs, it was so high-pitched that it almost shattered the glass windows. All the wild wolves gang up on me, growling showing their teeth and glowing red eyes, then the one I smacked lunged.

The others followed and I ran but they still caught up to me and bit me until I was dead. Steve was slain by wolves, the chat read. The screen was tinted red and it read, YOU DIED, in bold, white letters. I clicked respawn instead of heading back to the main menu. I was breathing fast, very scared. I respawned on top of the same tree as before.

I saw many white flashes but this time there was hints of red. "They're still mad at me," I said aloud. "I'm gonna have to make a run for it." I heard the barking and growling below me, it sent shivers up my spine. I stood atop the tree looking below me, staring down the dogs that were watching me closely, sniffing the air.

"They have my sent, they know where I am," I said quietly, almost a whisper and realized what I had to do. I parkored across the treetops and watched the wolves track my scent from below. They tried to get up the trees and chase me but there was no way, the trees were too high. I made it to the end of the trees and I leapt for my life and landed in the water where my scent was washed from me. My clothes were soaked but I made it, I saw the angry-eyed wolves stand at the edge of the island watching me and I screamed as I swam away.

I saw an even smaller island up ahead and I swam toward it. I stopped so I could cough the water out of my lungs. I stopped screaming so more wouldn't enter my mouth. I swam toward the island and I looked down into the deep abyss in the water. It was dark and scary down there, but I saw a couple moving shapes that were dark and colorless.

They matched the water and swam at a great speed, I held my breath and went below the giant waves to meet the strange creatures of the depth. They looked hostile, but I still swam closer to them. I wasn't too afraid of the dark blue mobs, I was more curious. They had many tentacles and a mouth at the bottom of them. They had big black eyes and swam like they didn't notice I was there. I swam closer and they still didn't pay any attention to me, but I still wanted to know more about them.

I needed their attention so I swung my fist in the water attempting to hit them. I think I whacked it but the mob just kept swimming. I was determined now. I kept hitting them and shouting, "Y U NO LOOK AT ME?" Then suddenly I heard Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow. "Yes! They are hitting me! They are fighting back!" I shouted victoriously.

That's when I realized that I'm underwater and I'm out of breath. The mysterious creatures are peaceful and oblivious, they won't fight me, I am dying from lack of oxygen. As soon as I realized, I started to swim back up to the surface, I saw light but I was too late. The chat read, Steve drowned. The screen was red once again.

Main Menu. Click.

AN: Ahh, don't you just love rage quitting. Yes, this was my first time playing on the computer ever. Funny story isn't it. Tell me if you know any funny noob reactions to minecraft. Once again, those of you who commented on this before, can you please recomment what you wrote? Thanks kookycrafters, see you next time.