(Season 1) Chapter 6

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Aqua: Y-Y/N, i've thought for this quite some time, but you're, um... pretty cool, you know?

Y/N: If you want some eris all you had to do was just ask. And for the mean time, i wont give any

Aqua then pouted before grabbing my shoulders

Aqua: Y-Y/N! I thought my reward for this quest would be pretty hefty, so i used up all my money i had! In fact, i expected to rake in a bunch of money. So i have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!

Y/N: Why should i care? You're the one who suggested we each keep our rewards for ourselves!

Aqua: But that was because i thought i'd only make a killing off it! Please lend me money! Just enough to pay my tab is plenty!

Ashley: Could you atleast leave him alone!

Y/N: Could you shut up you useless goddess! Im using this money to escape the stables once and for all!

Aqua: Fine!...oh kazuma~

Aqua then got to her arms and knees and started to shake her ass

Aqua: Kazuma, you ARE a boy, and i know you rustle around beside me at night sometimes, so im sure you'd like a private room as soon as possible...

Kazuma then rushed to cover her mouth

Kazuma: Got it! All right! I get it! I'll lend you money so shut up!

Ashley: KONO-!

Y/N: SUBA!

Aqua: Kazuma, you are such a great ally. We're the greatest party ever

Y/N: Me and ashley stayed so none of you wont get killed

Aqua then happily hopped away and started paying her tab

The next day

We were at the adventurer's guild and kazuma then had actual clothing of mediaval times...or atleast something from a MMORPG

Megumin: Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now

Aqua: Wearing a tracksuit ruins that fantasy feel

Darkness: Fantasy feel?

Kazuma: Its elementary, but i did acquire a magic skill. I was thinking on going for a sword mage style, with no shield

Ashley: Only the thing you say sound mature

Megumin: Lets go on a kill quest right away then

She then got arroused and wrapped her legs around her staff

Megumin: One with lots of small-fry monsters! I want to test out my new staff's magic power!

Darkness: No, one with super strong monsters that hit with a heavy pleasant blow!

Y/N: How about a monster that we could actually take on

Aqua: No, lets do a profitable quest! I paid my tab so i dont have to worry about meal charges today

Ashley: Im going with Y/N!

Y/N: I forgot! Today is giant toads' mating season and i hear they're infesting areas near the city

Aqua&Megumin: Not the frogs!

Darkness&Ashley: Why?

Megumin and aqua then started to have ptsd

Kazuma: These two have been traumatized by frogs, they got eaten head first and covered in slime

Ashley: Aww, gross

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