trouble

fuck off, groot

"what the fuck?" jade yells as she catches sight of jason grinding behind his own sister in the bar.

"what? " perrie says, puffing a ring of smoke out of her red lips.

jade points towards the incestual pair with disgust visible on her face.

perrie instantly starts cracking up.
"boys are yucks."

jade side-eyes perrie suggestively,  "i agree."

perrie blushes and puts her fake id in her bag.

"aren't you scared, baby girl?" jade asks.

"hm? " perrie says, looking at her after having kept her id safe.

jade points to where perrie hid her id.

"what do i have to be scared of? " perrie asks.

jade smiles. "your parents think you're a goodie two shoes." she scoots closer and tucks a strand of perrie's blonde hair behind her ear. "aren't you scared of letting them down? " she whispers.

perrie smirks and moves back. She takes a drag of her roll. "whatever. at least i don't fuck my own brother. "

that causes jade to crack up.

suddenly, a drunk louis comes up behind perrie, screaming.

"HI HOES!" he yells, startling perrie.

"motherfucker! " jade exclaims, almost spilling her drink on her white dress while louis just giggles.

"guess what? " he says, leaning against the table while downing his drink.

"what?" perrie snorts."just gave some dude a blow job in the toilet? "

louis shakes his head. "even better. "

jade raises an eyebrow. "jesus christ... "

"i met this cute boy, " louis giggles. "and we talked. we're meeting up again next week. "

"not what i was expecting," jade says, taking a sip of her drink.

perrie starts jumping up and down while clapping her hands with excitement. "that's fucking amazing, lou!! i'm so happy for you! "

jade rolls her eyes. "i thought you were gonna say you bdsm the fucked out of a guy or something.... but you're a disappointment, felicia. "

louis bursts out laughing. "i'm just not a hoe like you! "

jade flicks him off and perrie stomps her foot. "stop. jade, shut up. this is so cute. what's his name? "

louis scratches his hair with a crooked grin on his face. "henry, i think. "

"you don't even know his name?? " jade ridicules.

a drunken man with brown hair walks up to jade and asks her to dance with her.

"fuck off, groot, " she says as louis starts cackling.

the guy looks embarrassed. before he can say anything, he's pushed back into the crowd by the amount of sweaty bodies that are present.

"that... was rude. just because he's tall and lanky and ... has curly...? hair? " perrie says, trying to understand why jade said what she said.

"that's exactly how hagrid is, " louis says with a dreamy sigh.

perrie scrunches up her nose. "hagrid? "

"your man's a fucking groot lookin' ass? " jade slurs her words.

louis gives her his bitch face. "i mean.. he's not lanky. "

"so he's a buffy groot?" jade gags.

"wait, we're talking about henry right? " perrie pipes in.

"ye, " louis replies chucking down and finishing his drink.

jade looks at perrie with adoration. "oh my god, you're so fucking adorable. "

perrie takes a drag of her weed and smirks. "mhm"

jade keeps her bottle on the table and leans in to kiss perrie, as the blonde woman leans back on the table.

"oh, okay, " louis says. he checks his phone awkwardly.

perrie and jade start heating up so louis leaves the two girls alone with an, "i'm outta here. "

he has somewhere else important to be at, anyway.

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a/n: y'all i don't know. this was like a prologue, i guess? to introduce the fantastic trio of the story. i will be adding more characters. i'm not sure if the rest of the little mix will be added, though. i hope you enjoy this fanfic! although i have no idea where this is going to go but i think that's what makes it so exciting for me.

have a great day/afternoon/evening/night ❤