1. True DankSouls

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First and foremost, the origin of my very own nick name on anything "DankSouls" comes from the game "DarkSouls". And in that, it means to be hardcore, as the game is very hard making it have the intimidating feeling of "If I lose I have to restart, and my loss chance is high".

At this name, it also has Dank which just makes people question my sanity making them think I'm more of a strange being and not to trustworthy. And with this you know why the name is... but how?
Read on...

At the beginning of time since the meme age, where the memes were so gods they were made "dank" or "extra dank" meaning that they were buffed and made less sense than an African bullfrog in Canada. Leaving it at the fact that, no one knows what it truly means!

*queue very crazy "intense" music*

So at this point, how would you understand that the person behind name is a crazy unknown man? And it was buffed making the name have more intimidation as they think of why the "dank souls".

Lost?

Well here...

I said the "dank" makes it buff and make less sense. But dark souls was all about grieving to make sense of the enemies fighting tactics and overall fighting ability. So with less sense, mere skill and gameplay couldn't make you have a better chance. And so at this point people can't understand if I have a strategic advantage or not, do I fight in a certain way? But even so, the dank also makes it buff.

What does buff mean? It means "strong" or to look strong. So I either have strength or not. Or could the strength be put into the less sense of my fighting tactic? Heck, am I even playing for the win? I mean, usually the persons name has me in find whether it is "greenwall" or "penis" it gives you an idea, they either have a green wall, or a protective play style or they think their dick is big (or they like dick, same thing). So you then have he advantage over their unconscious name they had no idea had meaning. And I they do try to do the same to the DankSouls they can't. Hell, am I a lost soul in need of a vessel to beat the gargoyles? Or do I need so Dank?

At the end of this, why would you fight against the DankSouls if they are all skilled and boss? Well, find out in this story of shitty things?..

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