In a futuristic spaceship far away, where stories are made and dreams comes true...
Hisako *panicking while grabbing the author's arm*: U-um... where are we? Where are you taking me? Is it a dangerous place? Why are we in a spaceship?
The author: Don't worry, it's a place that you'll enjoy, I think.
Keiko *clinging to the author's other arm*: it's Master and my secret place. A place where intimate things happen, so stop clinging on to my Master!
Hisako *frantically tightens grip on the author's arm*: I-is that true!?
The author: Of course n— *two arms appeared behind the author and wrapped themselves around the author's neck before he can finish saying "not"*
Yoshi: It's the place where I first met Oniisan, right, right?
The author *chokes*
Keiko *pouts*: It's where Master first saw me, not you!
Yoshi *sticks tongue out at Keiko*: No way. He saw me first!
Hisako: ...!
Keiko: How do you know that you are the first one? Besides, #184 is before #314! And Master said he was planning to write more about me and him in our own little world.
Hisako: Umm...
Yoshi *shocked*: N-no way! Oniisan, write about me too! *starts to shake the author's head*
An alarm sounded in the spaceship
Spaceship AI: WARNING: PILOT HEARTBEAT IN CRITICAL CONDITION. ALL SYSTEMS ON RED ALERT. BEGAN EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS.
Xiu *mad*: Girls, get off him right now! Look, he's not breathing!
Yoshi *worried*: Ahhh Oniisan!
Hisako & Keiko *depressed*: We're sorry...
Xiu *sighs*: You three go to the back of the ship and find the escape pods, I'll try to fly us out of here.
Yoshi: You know how to fly this spaceship?
Hisako: Wow...Xiu is amazing!
Keiko *crosses arms*: Humph, she's nothing special...
Xiu *annoyed*: Get out of here or else I can't concentrate!
Keiko, Hisako, & Yoshi *scared*: Ahhh! Xiu's mad! *runs away*
Xiu *takes a deep breath*: ...
Xiu climbs on the unconscious author's lap and leans back. She smiles and closes her eyes as she cuddles up into a ball
Xiu *mumbling*: ...at least we're alone together when we die...
The spaceship was swallowed by a black hole and was not seen again
And that ends this month's episode of Behind the Books at DREAMiVERSE
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